@synthetik_ on Instagram photo January 25
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I keep my memes and ugly photos over here > @chanelvasilj also my doggo has an Instagram @miathespaniel

 @synthetik_ on Instagram photo January 25
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"Hello 911, yes I have four friends and two of them are marrying each other." @michelle_emmerson @amos321b #fuckyall

 @synthetik_ on Instagram photo January 21
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Does it bother you that everything winds up looking like me?

 @synthetik_ on Instagram photo January 20
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I've never heard of anyone doing better than me complaining about me. People always seem to find reasons why you have to have done something nefarious if you have anything good in your life. They need a reason why you can do it and they can't. The reason is simple. While you're focusing on others, I focus on myself. I promise you one thing, this year, I will really make it. I'll make it on my own

 @synthetik_ on Instagram photo January 18
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Do you ever wonder how much trouble you'd get in, if you did exactly what you wanted for the day?

 @synthetik_ on Instagram photo January 17
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So many reports this week. Someone's feeling extra salty ✨

 @synthetik_ on Instagram photo January 10
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Today I bought a car, bag and a dress to match each other. #porsche w/ @paigeeegarretty

 @synthetik_ on Instagram photo January 8
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I will first and foremost, always be Dominique Francon. I am Matilda, Marla Singer and Hermione Granger. I am occasionally Mr Gustave. I am Arwen. I am Haku. I will probably end up as Patrick Bateman. I sarcastically accept that I may be Lisa Rowe and I sincerely hope I will become Christopher Walken in my old age, since he is the character irrespective of script. I am a compilation of every chara

 @synthetik_ on Instagram photo January 3
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The good news is, I'm pretty much exactly who I say I am. The bad news is, I'm pretty much exactly who I say I am. #woodyharrelson

 @synthetik_ on Instagram photo January 3
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Round 2:- "When people get butt hurt about a shadow."

 @synthetik_ on Instagram photo December 31
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Doing the laundry today w/ @josh__ridgway

 @synthetik_ on Instagram photo December 30
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If you are successful, you don't need to appear to be successful. If you're smart, you don't need to prove you're smart. If you're content, it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks at all.

 @synthetik_ on Instagram photo December 29
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@irenewiszowaty between you @michelle_emmerson and @boris_iliad, you're the most important in my life. From the times you've broken into my house cause I'm sad at 4am. To the times when we're on top of the world, staying in paradise, giggling and drinking champagne in a marble bathtub in our underwear. For all the times you've backed me up, been loyal and kept my secrets. Even from the very second

 @synthetik_ on Instagram photo December 27
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My doggo is not impressed @miathespaniel

 @synthetik_ on Instagram photo December 26
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Most of the time I don't say what I really think because I'd sound like a lunatic. My usual train of thought is as follows:- I've thought about what I think, how I could structure it so it can be understood by the listener, shortened it so they don't lose attention (sometimes stopping here and realising that shortening it this way renders the message redundant), imagined delivering it, considered

 @synthetik_ on Instagram photo December 25
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Yesterday while I sat in the shallows, I watched my hands pass and ripple through the clear water, saw the afternoon sun dance over the surface, felt the warmth on my face, and felt sublimely happy. Simple contentment is the rarest and most beautiful commodity. It makes your heart full and your body tired. No noise in your head. Everything just slows down to the sun on the water and a smile. 🐟💙

 @synthetik_ on Instagram photo December 25
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Sretan Božić 🎄Merry Christmas ❤️️

 @synthetik_ on Instagram photo December 23
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G'night 🐻❤️ (check out the changes in my jawline, need to go see the @victoriancosmeticinstitute for an after snap)

 @synthetik_ on Instagram photo December 23
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Holidays are here in 3 hours and now I'm not freaking out about the Christmas rush, Im thinking that I never had a better idea than moving to Melbourne. Even though all my family and friends are scattered everywhere now, there's so much here and I'm finding new things and people every day. I miss and love you all. Hope you all have a good Christmas and I'll see you all soon (I know we don't celebr

 @synthetik_ on Instagram photo December 21
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Into the Wild:- Begin to boldly do things which you may previously never have thought of doing, or been too hesitant to attempt. So many people live within unhappy circumstances and yet will not take the initiative to change their situation because they are conditioned to a life of security, conformity, and conservation, all of which may appear to give one peace of mind, but in reality nothing is

 @synthetik_ on Instagram photo December 20
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Shout out to @itstaylorjones for keeping me sane this week. It's always the busiest week at work and the busiest week trying to organise my personal life so I'll be on the verge of a melt down until Friday. Also in case you're wondering this is what I look like without makeup and contact lenses and sanity. #poweredbyadidas

 @synthetik_ on Instagram photo December 19
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Socially acceptable in Melbourne with @kisskill_lingerie 👄

 @synthetik_ on Instagram photo December 17
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I spent so much money yesterday. @kisskill_lingerie

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