I keep my memes and ugly photos over here > @chanelvasilj also my doggo has an Instagram @miathespaniel
"Hello 911, yes I have four friends and two of them are marrying each other." @michelle_emmerson @amos321b #fuckyall
Does it bother you that everything winds up looking like me?
I've never heard of anyone doing better than me complaining about me. People always seem to find reasons why you have to have done something nefarious if you have anything good in your life. They need a reason why you can do it and they can't. The reason is simple. While you're focusing on others, I focus on myself. I promise you one thing, this year, I will really make it. I'll make it on my own
Every day is a good day.
Do you ever wonder how much trouble you'd get in, if you did exactly what you wanted for the day?
So many reports this week. Someone's feeling extra salty ✨
Today I bought a car, bag and a dress to match each other. #porsche w/ @paigeeegarretty
Everything's good. W/ @josh__ridgway
Summer ☀️🌺 w/ @josh__ridgway
I will first and foremost, always be Dominique Francon. I am Matilda, Marla Singer and Hermione Granger. I am occasionally Mr Gustave. I am Arwen. I am Haku. I will probably end up as Patrick Bateman. I sarcastically accept that I may be Lisa Rowe and I sincerely hope I will become Christopher Walken in my old age, since he is the character irrespective of script. I am a compilation of every chara
Movies and Midnight Chapellis w/ @cemre.kol 👯 #razz
The good news is, I'm pretty much exactly who I say I am. The bad news is, I'm pretty much exactly who I say I am. #woodyharrelson
Round 2:- "When people get butt hurt about a shadow."
I am in love.
Respawn. Heading to Riva.
Doing the laundry today w/ @josh__ridgway
If you are successful, you don't need to appear to be successful. If you're smart, you don't need to prove you're smart. If you're content, it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks at all.
@irenewiszowaty between you @michelle_emmerson and @boris_iliad, you're the most important in my life. From the times you've broken into my house cause I'm sad at 4am. To the times when we're on top of the world, staying in paradise, giggling and drinking champagne in a marble bathtub in our underwear. For all the times you've backed me up, been loyal and kept my secrets. Even from the very second
My doggo is not impressed @miathespaniel
Most of the time I don't say what I really think because I'd sound like a lunatic. My usual train of thought is as follows:- I've thought about what I think, how I could structure it so it can be understood by the listener, shortened it so they don't lose attention (sometimes stopping here and realising that shortening it this way renders the message redundant), imagined delivering it, considered
Yesterday while I sat in the shallows, I watched my hands pass and ripple through the clear water, saw the afternoon sun dance over the surface, felt the warmth on my face, and felt sublimely happy. Simple contentment is the rarest and most beautiful commodity. It makes your heart full and your body tired. No noise in your head. Everything just slows down to the sun on the water and a smile. 🐟💙
Sretan Božić 🎄Merry Christmas ❤️️
I built my dreams around you. 🎅🏽💃🏽❤️ #fairytaleofnewyork #thepogues
G'night 🐻❤️ (check out the changes in my jawline, need to go see the @victoriancosmeticinstitute for an after snap)
Holidays are here in 3 hours and now I'm not freaking out about the Christmas rush, Im thinking that I never had a better idea than moving to Melbourne. Even though all my family and friends are scattered everywhere now, there's so much here and I'm finding new things and people every day. I miss and love you all. Hope you all have a good Christmas and I'll see you all soon (I know we don't celebr
Into the Wild:- Begin to boldly do things which you may previously never have thought of doing, or been too hesitant to attempt. So many people live within unhappy circumstances and yet will not take the initiative to change their situation because they are conditioned to a life of security, conformity, and conservation, all of which may appear to give one peace of mind, but in reality nothing is
Shout out to @itstaylorjones for keeping me sane this week. It's always the busiest week at work and the busiest week trying to organise my personal life so I'll be on the verge of a melt down until Friday. Also in case you're wondering this is what I look like without makeup and contact lenses and sanity. #poweredbyadidas
Socially acceptable in Melbourne with @kisskill_lingerie 👄
I spent so much money yesterday. @kisskill_lingerie
"Why the fuck can't I have fun all the time." #katemoss