The only freakin' time @carlthebloodhound listens to me is when I have a @whimzeesdogchew in my hand. I like these treats cus they clean his nasty mouth and make his gross breath...not so gross. Go follow my buds at WHIMZEES and support #PetDentalHealthMonth! #ad
We went to Taco Bell on these horses. Happy Valentine’s Day darlin’. I want to ride off into the sunset with you. Love you to Pluto and back @sarahhyland! #valentinesday
Super excited to take a picture with a guy who is excited by excitement! #thebachelor
When you realize you should’ve lifted a few more weights before going on TV. #SuperBowl
When I’m having a bad day, I just look at this picture of me and @meganomullally & everything is OK.
Dogs named Wii make the best cuddlers 🤗 Adopt this cute 1 y/o healer mix from the @nashvillehumane today #adoptdontshop #adoption #dog #dogs #dogsofinstagram #doglife #doglovers #puppies #puppies #puppylove #puppiesofinstagram
#Bucketlist: one day play the Ryman...Since we know that will never happen, I’d like to see Britney in Vegas! What is your 2018 #Bucketlist? @stubhub #ad
We went to Taco Bell after this. @sarahhyland
I want YOU @sarahhyland • 📷 cred: @diodiehard
The look when you cancel plans on me and I don’t have to make up an excuse to not go out
Bo is chill AF! He’d make a bad ass roommate. Adopt him today from @nashvillehumane! #adoptdontshop #adopt #dog #doggy #dogs #dogsofinstagram #puppy #puppies #puppiesofinstagram
We went to Taco Bell after we took this picture #goldenglobes #timesup
Facts about Corey: 1. He likes to snuggle 2. He’s not a tiger(that’s a jacket) 3. He needs a new home to snuggle people in while wearing faux fur coats 4. He’s a lab chow mix -talk to my buds at @nashvillehumane! #adoptdontshop #dog #dogs #dogsofinstagram #puppy #puppies #puppylove #adopt #labsofinstagram #chowchow
Merry Christmas you filthy animals
Santa: whatcha want for Christmas? Me: to know at what age this goes from being cute to kinda creepy?
Looking for the greatest freakin' Christmas gift ever? Well meet Crimson, he and his 13 siblings are staying at @nashvillehumane and looking for a miracle this holiday season! You should adopt him and give him to a good boy or girl. #puppiesofinstagram #dog #adoptdontshop #dogs #dogsofinstagram #puppies #puppy #puppylove
Mo Money Mo Tacos
Here's a picture of me driving a pontoon in college. I have a lot more chest hair now. #fbf
Nothing says "tough guy" like a leather jacket white wine combo..
Top 5 ways helicopters are like Sarah: 1. They make you feel like you're floating. 2. Every moment with them is an adventure. 3. They make you feel like you're falling, in the best way. 4. They defy gravity. 5. They are really fucking cool Happy birthday @sarahhyland. You're my favorite thing. Everyday should feel this good. Thanks @vineyardvines for helping out with this amazing date!
Thankful that this picture exists in the world. #happythanksgiving
Luckily you don't need big muscles or really any muscles at all to set up a @lullbed. This mattress is rad. Carl says to upgrade your sleep with a bed from lull.com/sale #getyourlullon #lullbed #ad
This is Lil Bit. She needs a lil bit of help finding a new home. Adopt her today at @nashvillehumane! • • • #adoptdontshop #adoption #dog #dogs #dogsofinstagram #dogsofinsta #doggy #puppy #puppiesofinstagram #puppies
@carlthebloodhound is a strong independent woman who don't need NO man. But if you need to save some money, Carl's hooking it up with code "wellsadams" for any @mvmt product. #jointhemvmt
You be June. I'll be Johnny.
This is Jacques. He cool AF. You should let him live with you. Pick him up at @nashvillehumane! • • • #adoptdontshop #adoption #dog #dogs #doggy #dogsofinstagram #dogsofinsta #puppy #puppies #puppiesofinstagram
@carlthebloodhound is a crap sous chef and gives zero eff's if the @hellofresh food is cooked first. This Crushed Peppercorn Steak looks amazing though! I'm gonna cook the hell outta this as long as Carlos doesn't eat it all first... Use code WELLS30 at hellofresh.com for $30 off! #getcooking #hellofreshpartner #hellofreshpics
A picture of me thinking about a picture of you
Back lit AF
Me: I look like Jim Morrison! Sarah: You look like your Mom #happyhalloween
11 hangin' out with a 10 #strangerthings
Find someone who looks at you the way that I look at @theyearofelan. Happy birthday to the man who tried to kill me twice and allowed me to be a bartender once...all on national television. He's one of the funniest guys I know. He's smarter than you, his girlfriend is cuter than yours and Norse tales are sung about his beard. I'm glad I met you. I'm proud to call you my friend and yes, even thoug
Bebo is from Puerto Rico and wants to be your amigo. Adopt him from @nashvillehumane! • • • • #adoptdontshop #adoption #dog #doggy #dogs #dogsofinstagram #puppy #puppies #puppiesofinstagram #humanesociety #humaneassociation
Tonight I'm presenting at the 2017 @AmericanHumane @HeroDogAwards! Tune in to @HallmarkChannel at 8/7c to meet the raddest dogs!
We're gonna be best friends forever 🤓
@deandthegreatlakes let me be in their badass new music video #Control. Here's a super artsy pic of me basking in the light from the shoot. Link to listen to the song in my story! 📸cred: @savvyfilm
We're starting a band. Here's the 1st album cover. Seriously though, go listen to @davidbornemusic and @johnwesleysatterfield. Some of the best songwriters I know. They are also 2 of my best friends. They also have cool hair. 📸cred: @brandicyrus
Who wore it better, me or the @lullbed Lion? Got me some Lull beds in my new airbnb rental....so you literally can sleep in my bed! (Carl not included) Check out lull.com/sale #getyourlullon #lullbed #ad