@scottmfoster just got back from Panem.
Wow! @mrpetegardner is the first guest on the new podcast I’m doing w/ @mrbrycejohnson. That’s right! Why aren’t you following @bigfootcollectorsclub?? Go over there, follow us, link to listen is in the bio so no more silly-dallying! We are also up on iTunes! It’s free! Go! Now!
This is why we can’t have nice things.
Got to hold my first Bigfoot plaster cast today. Thanks, @mrbrycejohnson! Go follow our new podcast over at @bigfootcollectorsclub, now available on iTunes! New episode dropping this week!!
Me and my grrrrl @theo400 #ToniToniToni #hasdoneitagain
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! If you’ve had strange encounters with ghosts, aliens, cryptids or the unexplained, I need them for my new podcast project! Email Bryce and Michael at firstname.lastname@example.org with your stories and they could be featured in an upcoming episode. Also, PLEASE (I BEG YOU) head over to @bigfootcollectorsclub, give us a follow and check out our preview episode (link in bio
Comedy is for closers.
Time to get fucking serious.
#tbt My best photo bomb of all time. EW party at Comic Con. Note the hand of the offscreen publicist trying to both incriminate and stop me at the same time. Joke is on her: these two didn’t want to pose for a photo until I talked them into it. #trueblood #aintiastinker
Old habits die hard. HAPPY HALLOWEEN! #crazyexgirlfriend 👹
🔥 Flamin’ Hot Halloween! 🎃
Happy Halloween! 👽🎃
Monday night I will be performing improv with fabled father/son act @mrpetegardner & @fatt_lardner in an epic STREET SHARKS. Nov. 6th 8pm - IoWest in Hollyweird, CA!
Waiting for indictments like... 🇺🇸👮🏻👍🏼
Congratulations to Bob C. from transpo for winning the Friday night raffle. Ticket picked by the lovely @donna_lynne_champlin
Guess what, fools? @mrbrycejohnson and I are about to drop a brand new podcast on your head. Stay tuned! #👽@bigfootcollectorsclub
It don’t mean none unless you’ve got buns, hon.
Keep in mind, he’s 6 feet tall. #WheresWaldo
Snuck into Darryl’s office to finish my book... 🎈🤡
Thanks to the Gardner boys for a delightful day of laughs and speed. #MB2goodtoMBtrue @mrpetegardner
I’ve seen greater.
“This is Red 5 standing by.”
When the Gardner men commit, they commit 💯%
Thanks for having us today, @projectangelfood! Felt good to pitch in. Big shout out to @davidhulldavidhull for organizing. #foodismedicine @cw_crazyxgf
Prepping meals for @projectangelfood w/ the cast & crew of @cw_crazyxgf! #foodismedicine #scoopingpeas
Hi I'm picking my new girlfriend!
If you REALLY want to generalize about men, start with this: we are fucking FAB. (Photo by @erinlehrlich, stolen by @racheldoesstuff, reposted by moí.) @dannyjolles #crazyexgirlfriend
NO! You cannot miss the season premiere of CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND tonight at 8/7c on the CW! @cw_crazyxgf @thecw #crazyexgirlfriend #tricornerhats
#TBT Succumbing to an undiagnosed case of mono during "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" 1997, @interlochenarts w/ @jackferver
This is official business. #PastaPass @racheldoesstuff @olivegarden
Well this is just asking for trouble.
New season of @cw_crazyxgf starts this Fri night! (Oct 13, 8/7c on the CW) This entire season takes place during Pirates of the Caribbean. #crazyexgirlfriend
Morrissey puppy cuddles.
#tbt That day when @janina and I showed up to set wearing the same outfit. Oh how we laughed! Photo by @simonjayes #trueblood @truebloodhbo
Hard at work today juggling a zillion things! Wake me when it's the weekend!! Lolololololololol #setlife #actorslife #bts
It must be said: I love @craigyferg. @boltergeist is pretty cool too. Thanks for having me on the show, guys! @tomaszakopal @thecraigfergusonshow @siriusxm
I'm back on Craig Ferguson's Sirius XM show this afternoon (or evening, depending on your location). Check it outttttt satellite subscriberrrrrrssssss! @siriusxm