Me: I really don’t understand why people don’t like me. Friend: Sends this video. (Sound on)
Tonight is too lit...
Happy Chinese New Year, It’s The Year of The Dog
Half a t shirt..amazing
Happy Valentine’s Day To Me 2 Days Later.
I am a beyond fast txtr
I hate when people judge me for putting Ketchup on my eggs.
Marry Fuck Kill
I once was told for the first time ever that I had pretty eyes on Grindr, but then he said sorry wrong person so I understand where is Paris is coming from, people hate brown eyes.
What the actual fucking fuck, who wants to let me stay with them in Berlin, I’ve never been this is the perfect reason to go!!!
I don’t what I would do without amazing friends, I have a great family who I love very much, but like there’s no one like NYC friends.
My Valentine is The Bowery Hotel
Happy Valentine’s Day
Issa ME (@gaybestfriend)
This is Gay Culture
@rjking3 is not one of those girls at brunch when you say “I have a story to tell” and everyone at brunch has heard it 5 times.
This is gonna ME at @lucien.nyc on a Valentine’s Day date.
Omg @petshopboy is making all my friends obsessed with Queer Guy, do I give in & start to watch???
Tea is tea...
Hired @kimkardashian to shoot me partying at my ridiculous penthouse at the Beekman hotel
I blame @troyesivan for all these bottoms on Grindr having his wet hair trend & ruining my pillows.
My dating life in one meme, do you think robots have a prostate??
Me at the @jeremyscott party, everyone in that corner knows exactly who they are lmao...
Seriously I hate plants
I’m not shallow I just love beautiful things I’m skipping a fancy fashion week party to hang with this FUCKER, I love my life.
I’m really shook that @lindsaylohan coined @theprettymess signature term.
People say I never smile, well I’ll smile when you can buy 8 hoodies 3 hats and a pair of underwear for less than $300, thanks @diesel for having me @renzorosso is a marketing Genius, and yes it’s DEISEL. A glitch in the factory but fuck it.
Come see my bbs @fooandfoo pop up shop at 164 Orchard Street, there is Beer / Pizza / me making custom memes if you buy something. Come chill with me. I’m in head to toe @fooandfoo .
I MEAN I DIDN’T THINK I COULD LOVE @itsjeremyscott remyscott EVEN MORE BUT HE PERFECTED NEON LIGHTING FOR PHOTOS.
Hasn’t Cinderella been through enough, her wicked step-mother & step-sisters making her wear @balenciaga Crocs???
Brahcienga, do you even sk8????
1. I’m always on time 2. The late friend won’t get this meme. 3. This is what every New Yorker goes through at brunch.
Why are Spanish men so attractive??? Throuples are the new black. This couple being so attractive should be illegal.
An accurate portrayal of Me going to the @fooandfoo fashion show today but I’d do anything for you @cnt_deal_bi, congrats again! Somehow I’m always drenched but my cigarette is dry as a 90 year old vagina.
(Sound on) Amy Adams as Liza, Debbie, & Dolly in @garage_magazine gives me such life!!! Tag a karaoke obsessed friend, mine is @lenglengren
I made this a year ago & nothing has changed just a different @gucci logo same tired aesthetic.
I’ve never related to a meme as much as this meme. This is 1 million percent me AF (Sound on)
New Year New Me means still single & a neurotic asshole me included.
I wish @kyliejenner would have been addicted to Animal Planet I was really hoping for Butterfly or Posie, I think North can spell better than Kylie can. Humidi is my favorite though sounds like a future rapper.