Love innocent sweet memes like this. Got some juice to tell ya mans? Lemme know too ok?
My incredibly awesome and super independent woman style sister @pagiesoul modeling the motherfuckin' mantra y'all. Stand up for your mother. Stand up for you sister. Stand up for your friend. Stand up for womankind. Because women freaking rock and don't you ever forget that shit. #womensmarch (shirt from @thebeeandthefox)
Definitely using this idea for my children.
Yo Snapchat like why do you wanna turn women in sexy animals so badly? What kinda nasty asses are ya'll? But I respect it and love this filter so also many thanks.
Shoutout to the old people who follow me and understand this joke! I see you doing your thang. Filin dem taxes. You cute.
I think my friends think I'm lying every time I tell them some exciting good news bc it never fuckin pans out but I tell them 0.000017 seconds after I get the news.
I try to act chill about it but I still get very uncomfortable when someone turns on a light in the car when I'm driving at night. (@satan)
I donated $3 to Wikipedia this past drive. Felt really good about it and very weird that I did it. Don't know what came over me. Treated myself by editing toto's Wikipedia page to include the word Africa in every sentence.
What's your price?
Hey jabronis @unemployed_professors will not only help you with your essays (bc who the hell wants to write essays? Ok I did that was my favorite part of college but I also like black licorice so I cannot be trusted) but they'll also help you with other stuff like selling your used books! Try it you'll like it :)
Me though. (@adam.the.creator)
2017 is off to a great start
I called an umbrella a rain banana recently bc I couldn't think of the word umbrella so we all do dumb things sometimes
Sorry for this poor quality photo but it's @prozac_morris's birthday so please go wish her a happy turdday! Love you sweet Rocky!! 🎂🍭🍩
Yes thank you the bush fire you've started in my pants is incredibly erotic (@thehandyj x @scouse_ma)
This week on my podcast @thanksforglistening @juanthatyouwant and I dive deep and try to solve the most krucial and kritical question of 2017: where is Kim Kardashian being held kaptive? Link in bio baby! (Beautiful meme stolen from @_theblessedone)
Posting bc PRINCE come back to us purple papa
Sound on! (Thanks @tank.sinatra)
Um hey did you know this was a thing?? How do we buy these where can I get them can someone please tell me it's imperative I put these in my mouth ASAP. (@junkbanter)
This is the foundation @prozac_morris uses and she says it really works. Ask her about it!!
Wow y'all I been reported twice in one day. That's a new record. I'm really sorry that that JFK post hurt y'all so badly!! I don't go on your page and say "hey stop posting pics of your kid" or "this photo of your coffee is really foul unfollowed" but you keep doing it to me. Where is the love?! If you are offended by MEMES you need to take a long hard look at your self.
Why is this the truest thing I ever did see? I also can't stick my foot out of the covers bc I know as soon as I do a demon be about to grab n' twist it.
I HATE when that happens!
Well you've taken more than enough of my eyebrows even though I said please leave them thick. And now you've taken my pride. So yeah, might as well take the mustache hair, too.
What do you guys think I should name my son? Gimme some suggestions. The winner gets to keep my baby. (@boisobscur)
This beauty product I've never used or shoe I've never worn? Definitely going to need those for a 3 day trip. (@jomnysun)
True story back from when I used to smoke. I was sitting outside sucking down a glorious cigarette and all the sudden I got knocked out by a flying package from UPS. THEY HIT ME IN THE DAMN HEAD WITH A STACK OF BOOKS. They just tossed my package over the wall of my courtyard with no care about my human life. If you've ever been physically assaulted by a UPS package please let me know. You are not
Where 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 lie (@versace_tamagotchi) ALSO I am top row second from right bc I have curls and I'm currently wearing a vintage Indian motorcycle tee :(
OMG LET'S GO GLAMPING!!!! (@robfee11)
I think about this post a lot
Ooof think you may have outed yourself there m8
Fuck it. Just shave the whole foot. (@idroppedthescrewinthetuna
This is fine
I feel this on a spiritual level even though I am 1/2 Jewish. This also applies to any of those fucking wooden block signs that reference wine or friendship. (@drunksalad)
Sperm is a low calorie super food and the reason for my incredible grades in college / high school and middle school if we're being completely honest here today
Wow please let my peppers be whatever gender they wish to be! (@dopegrounds)
Sorry I'm still not a very good or cool person :/