Me 2 me everyday
Honestly I’ve never been more proud of a meme I’ve made like this really gave me a thrill
Wow. How did I end up in your sent folder again? So crazy lol I'm just like so bad at technology! (@queenofshademc)
Tag a Miranda. (@basicbitchfoundation)
A banger to start off the weekend right! Sound on you shit fucks! (@louisaamenke)
What are you gonna be for Halloween? I'm thinking Aging My Chemical Romance Fan or Condescending Online Man
I am obsessed with @lilmissross7 she's the best thing of all time. Get it girl! (Thank you @krocaine for showing me this sweet pumpkin!) sound on y'all
Don't know how. Sorry bud.
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This is definitely my aesthetic as a human and as a business person
When I was in college I was drugged, sexually assaulted and dumped on the lawn of my dorm. Because I went to a frat party. Because I wore a short skirt. Because I drank a drink I didn't pour myself. No, wait. There I go blaming myself again. No, I was assaulted because a guy decided to fucking assault me. I stand with you, victims of a crime that often goes unreported. I stand with you. I motherfu
These eyebrows are taking me on a JOURNEY. which brow r u? (@joeyhealybrows n' @shimycatsmua)
I'm freaking out bc I thought the same thing. (@fuckjerry)
Wow. How did I never see this before now? I don't usually post my twitter handle on my memes bc fuck it whatever it's the internet im not going to cry over people stealing my memes but this time I feel like I NEED to have my name on this discovery bc it's like a scientist discovering a cure for an infectious disease. Of course they're gonna put their name on their discovery. Well so am I bitch. I'
Which Home Alone are you?!
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Lickitung u crazy for this
Hot tip for this Sunday. Try it so you can enjoy a long weekend!
Would you drink this? Sadly I would.
Fucked up if true!! Did it work for you? Comment below if it did! Just incredible.
Damn I wish @ka5sh was my mans! Nails by @ambera.wellmann
Oh no baby what is you doing?
Wow dude does look like a lady (and there ain't nuttin' wrong wit dat!! So please end Steven Tyler shaming!!!!!!!) @larenmcjesse this is gorgeous work papa
I will never understand wanting to make someone feel bad on the internet. It feels so much better to make someone feel awful about their life in person! (@jimbentonshots)
Um is anyone else as obsessed with Austin Rogers as I am? Swipe left and please watch. (If ya don't watch Jeopardy ya better start!)
Ya did it again, bozo! (Jk I'm in a very loving relationship I wish the same happiness upon you!)
This week I was #blessed to be the guest on one of my all time fav podcasts @htblo. We discussed tiny glasses, Tara Reid beating Beyoncé at something incredible, and I even do a super cringe worthy #forthedickchallenge rap! It's a mess! Thank you to actual queen @deannamcheng for taking a chance on an unknown kid and believing in them / not having anyone better! I love you sweet D. (also watch her
Make Cum Rags Great Again! (@whypree_tho_vip)
🎵I just rideeeeeeee🎵
This is truly the work of a genius and that genius is @dannypellegrino
Hell nah sweaty (@laetitiaky)
The only appropriate meme for Columbus Day bc fuck that guy but I bet he had cute doggies.
This is from my twitter. My twitter is where humor goes to die.
My entire life my mom had Himalayans and they all looked like they had been hit in the kisser with a frying pan but damnit if they weren't gorgeous. Me? I just grab cats off the street. I like street savvy long nose boys. This is a highly specific meme but worth seeing for the few of you with fancy ass felines.
Alcohol memes! Lol! Now with bonus super relevant Andre the Giant gif!
@michaelbuble is this true? I thought you were a corn boi but I guess I had you all wrong.
This is the equivalent of when girls post photos of themselves looking down while slightly moving their hair out of their face (@prozacmorris_ is a pro at this look!) What other classic fashion blogger poses am I missing? (@masipopal)
Only dog memes today folks and also recycled content from my other page so....sorry?