Holy shit is Tupac my mom?
Oh no baby what is you doin?! (@cecis_endless_pizza)
I am always here for a Young Shel Boy meme (@biglukethefreak)
HAROLD (top right) was a number 1 contender from ages 8-13. Which story do you still think about today? I literally still discuss this book with my therapist bc it fucked me up so badly in 3rd grade. But in 3rd grade I also saw a naked man slash his body with a machete in front of an ice cream parlor so it was a difficult year for me. (@larenmcjesse)
Compliments of new vegetarian @prozacmorris_
If this video doesn’t feel like your soul is being hugged then please smash that unfollow button (but don’t really bc I need you to validate my existence and it’s totally ok if we have different opinions! thanks!) (@htblo by way of @oprahmagazine)
Happy birthday to my dear friend and Instagram celebrity @prozacmorris_. I hope you enjoy this photo of the time the PORN company we worked for (@theofficialbangbros) implemented a “professional dress code” policy so we bought every 80’s blazer we could find at Goodwill. I love you very much! Please go wish her a happy birthday!
As a mom I agree with this. As a woman I demand this. (@drunkbetch)
That Norwegian Sky Cruise looks awesome guys! Hope you’re having a great time! LOL WHAT?! Mom won the limbo contest on the Lido deck?! She won a free Men’s XL T-shirt? Incredible! Thanks for calling, Dad. Don’t eat too much at the midnight buffet!
No god that’s too much ugly please take some back!!!
Ya got this pardner!
@sonny5ideup I don’t guffaw often but this made me guffaw my friend
Bravo to @reductress for this one
I’m a 2018 3, but a Renaissance 9.5
Don't tell me you're my best friend unless you're wearing a slipper with a half Jewess / half Hungarian on it please
Whenever my friends suggest somewhere to eat that isn’t Cheesecake Factory this is how I be feelin. But damn let this sweet tiny papa get his tiddies n buffalo scrimps!!
Tag someone who can’t take more than 8 inches
We eatin good
As a new mom I often find myself doing tons of cocaine but now im going to think twice about it bc Riff Raff says so
The best tweet I’ve ever seen of today.
I can’t tell you how many online petitions I’ve started to bring back Divas Live. Can we finally get his going please? (@dannypellegrino)
Everyone knows New Years resolutions start on Jan 2nd. (@dabmoms)
I wonder if this year will finally be the year I become the best version of myself but probably not (@randysavageaf)
This is a real invitation my husband made. Which my boss then put up on Reddit. And then I invited actual Redditors to my home.
Which 1 r u? I’m do coke under the covers. Best of both worlds. @jonnysun
🎵She’s got legs🎵
Dip me in ya Monday milk oak nuggins (@lord_birthday)
Me on December 26th
Merry Christina’s (my iPhone keeps autocorrecting to this) my babies! Love to you on this day and all the other days but especially this day. Let this gorgeous photo of N*Sync carry you safely from the treacherous arms of family into the loving arms of 1990s white on whitefits. That’s an all white outfit. Have a great day celebrating that man who died for you if you’re Christian!
DEAR HOLLYWOOD PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN. IF YOU NEED ANY HELP WITH THE SCRIPT I HAVE 16 BINDERS FILLED WITH EROTIC TOMMY LEE JONES AND JADEN SMITH FANFIC. (@sidekickbride)
Who’s it gonna be boys?
This is the only one of these that matters 🥁🥁🥁
Levora serving us glamma realness n wisdom
Hey guys! My friend and sweet angel @hilarioushumanitarian is raising money to help her friends and neighbors salvage what’s left of their holidays after losing everything in the Thomas fire. She’s so close to reaching her goal. Please donate what you can! Link in bio ❤️❤️❤️
Wooooooow I was just straight up murdered by this chart (@angstyfairy) Tag yourself!
I hope Gracie feels better soon. Soft poops are no fun!
I’m just a lil thirsty rat man
It’s what we all need to hear tbh (@scariest_bug_ever)
What’s happening here can you tell me?