I’m so grateful for animals at a time like this because they always tell the truth. In a time when we can’t trust our news, our leaders and even our own eyes at times I’m so relieved I get to spend time with beings that don’t know how to lie. They always reflect back my energy, be it tranquility or insanity, so I’m able to own my piece and take responsible for my reactions and behavior. They’re te
#tbt that time I met @marniethedog and got crazy star struck, so much so that apparently my forearm tripled in size.
A horse face and her horse 💜
Even my horse thinks I horse around too much. 🦄
Obsessed with this @away luggage. It matches my emotional baggage perfectly. Thank you @thealist.us - it’s just in time for my trip to Boston and CT this weekend for shows. This is not an ad I just love minions and need everyone to know that 💛
Life got overwhelming and frustrating today and I cried. My first thought was “so much for an Instagram pic today” which is a very twisted inner monologue that I’d like to rewrite. Social media can exacerbate my perfectionism so I thought I’d boycott my self defeating thoughts and post a pic of a rough day. And you can tell I’m brain washed because i managed to do duck mouth for the photo. We can
Thank you @armtheanimals for this hot top. Solid first date look. #adoptdontshop
If you know anything about me, you know that I love nothing more than stuff. I'm delighted to be a #fabfitfunpartner again because the @fabfitfun winter box has the best curated items for the holidays if you get down like that. I’m wearing the @bbdakota poncho because great for hiding all my stains and problems. Also nobody can tell you’re wearing a sports bra to work. Use my code WC10 for $10 of
The horse whisperers. Actually with our vocal registers we are both biologically incapable of whispering. The “horse nasal yellers” perhaps? I ❤️ you and your unicorn @bethbehrs.
Today was all about pride and things you can do to make yourself or others feel pride because shame is so 90s. What makes you feel pride? I️ need some ideas! #honestgram #rescuehorse 🦄 📷: @og_asian_cowboy
I always thought the one thing the Roseanne set was missing was a tiger sweater. Thank you @oliviamunn for coming by and being a dork with me.
Excuse my shiny face but finding this chair on the set of Roseanne just made my head explode. 💛
The only thing more amazing than working on Roseanne is the fact that our kitchen has these oatmeal cakes I lived on as a kid. Please excuse me while auntie Whitney inhales nine of these in a row while wistfully weeping.
If a tree falls on a sitcom set, should you take a photo with it?
Wild horses couldn’t drag me away from my wild horses 🦄
This is a weird dog.
My happy place. #Roseanne
To answer your question yes I did spill on my pants in the shape of giant balls and a penis. Happy Friday!
#tbt that time I posed for a picture on a fancy toilet so I could get it for free to use in The Female Brain movie. It’s almost impossible to make an indie movie and have dignity simultaneously. Can’t wait for y’all to see it Feb 9. #TheFemaleBrain
If you didn’t know I’m a ride or die 90s lady, please allow my bodysuit to illuminate your mind
I love me some @reggiewatts 💃🏻
Tonight on Conan me and Leon are morons #conan
I typically don’t dress up for Halloween but if I do, I’ll always be a broken girl. ❤️💛❤️💛@bethbehrs @katdenningsss
Tonight I am on Corden with the brilliant Miles Teller. I wore a pant suit and it didn’t go particularly well for my crevices.
King is building his confidence every day. Part of what we are both learning is if you give someone a choice to do something, it’s way more rewarding when they do it if you haven’t forced them to. And if they don’t want to run and jump over stuff with you, fuck em. Detachment is everything y’all.
I spend Sundays with King practicing authenticity, mindfulness and patience. I have a long way to go but he licks me when I’m moving in the right direction. #inspiration
“The way you do anything is the way you do everything”-daily reminder from my boy. #inspiration
The Female Brain movie will be out Feb 9. Should this just be the poster? #TheFemaleBrain
Trying out new online dating profile pix. On a scale of 1-10 how crazy does this make me look? #rescuedog #happy
Thank you to this guy for accepting me exactly as I am. 🦄
I’m lacking a lot of things but teeth is not one of them
Thank you @zacposen for making some pieces that can be worn by girls who are lazy tomboys who just can’t but still wanna try. Thank you for helping me trick people into thinking I have class. Thank you @drtn and @fabiolamakeup for not letting me have any say in how I look.
I love you @zacposen also why do we look so wasted. ❤️ @elizabethtayloraidsfoundation thank you for all you do.
What does one keep in her Tinder fanny pack? #menprovement
This is beyond surreal.
DJ!!!! Is it incest to be in love with my childhood TV brother? #roseanne
Florida wind does not give a shit about you.
Behind the scenes at #Roseanne. Are you a Darlene or a Becky? I'd say I'm part Darlene, part Becky, part Fran Drescher. Regram @morgan_murphy
I really struggled with who to dedicate my book to, but one night at 2 a.m. when I was doubting myself it just became glaringly obvious. #imfineandotherlies