Auditioning shirts for the women’s march on Saturday. #resist
You never know what kind of package your soul mate is gonna come in. Who is your soulmate?
I’m very proud of this movie and so grateful to this dazzling cast of unicorns that made it happen. The Female Brain will be in select theaters February 9. Thank you for writing this with me @nealbrennan and @ifc for championing indie film. I 🧠you @sofiavergara @blakegriffin32 @cecilystrong @james_marsden @deoncole @beaniefeldstein @bensplatt @willsasso @andrewschulz #tobykebbell #lucypunch
This dog is alive, I swear.
Stole this from @hardwick. It inspired me a lot and also reminded me that I don’t think I ever got the breathe right strips I ordered on amazon.
The Female Brain trailer is out. Thank you @nealbrennan for writing this with me and to the greatest cast ever: @sofiavergara @cecilystrong @blakegriffin32 @deoncole @beaniefeldstein @james_marsden @bensplatt @andrewschulz @willsasso #LucyPunch #TobyKebbell ❤️🧠In theaters Feb 9.
It’s a dam delight to be part of the ABC family. Thank you @taraswennen for always supporting my unstoppable compulsion to dress like a sassy college basketball coach. @elisabettafranchi I’m stealing this blazer. @kathleenkarridene @nikkiprovidence thanks for making me look healthy enough to leave the house in broad daylight. 🖤
The Female Brain trailer debuted today on Fandango. I’m very proud of it and excited for everyone to get some learns and some LOLs. In theaters Feb 9. Link in Bio 🧠 thank you for writing it with me and being in it @nealbrennan. The insanely brilliant cast includes @sofiavergara @blakegriffin32 @james_marsden @cecilystrong @beaniefeldstein @deoncole @willsasso @bensplatt #tobykebbell #lucypunch #th
The two Becky shuffle. @lecy12 #sarahchalke
Today we wear black. #TIMESUP #whywewearblack 🖤
The codependence has begun.
Never not romantic with this meat head 🍖
I am a pro athlete now and that’s irrefutable information.
#fbf to that time I was breathtaking in Italy
So many mouths with the original boo @bobbyleelive ❤️
Time to take our lives back @timesupnow #TIMESUP
Rushing home to get to this guy. Happy new year from the King and I. ❤️
I’ve spent the last fifteen years dreaming about sitting in a hammock in the Maldives only to discover that it’s virtually impossible to get on one without pulling a muscle.
Ideas for a name for my new sting ray friend? Ray Charles? Ray Donovan? Sting?
Thank you to this guy for muting all the voices in my head.
My boyfriend will do literally anything to get me to stop taking.
And this is why you date an art director.
Don’t be too jealous. I’m consumed by a full blown panic attack about getting eaten by a shark. 🦈 also my boobs are not this big, just a weird optical illusion from this angle that I’m not mad at. 🍊🍊
All I want for Christmas is to kiss more giraffes is that so much to ask?! 🦒🦒🦒🎄🎄🎄
So, I tried my damn best to take an elegant, enchanting Holiday photo that makes me look way more symmetrical than I am, that would momentarily give me a hit of dopamine from posting. The problem is that in most of the pics I look like a corny, inauthentic, desperate nerd so here’s a photo that reveals the real me: someone so full of fear that I’ll look terrible in a photo that I micromanage the
Spending Christmas with the love of my life, old school perfume and my shiny ass forehead. Who else made a lot of mistakes wearing this perfume? ❤️🎄
This is the poster for a movie called Two Vampires S’Cute in Some Basement. @chrisdelia
And she was never the same again. ❤️if you wanna donate to preserving and rescuing elephants, donate to and follow @dswt. That’s not where I am in this pic but @bethostern donated to it for me for Christmas so it’s my next trip! ❤️
I have the cutest manicurists ever. Also what kind of dogs are these?
#ff That time @taraswennen tolerated me trying to pignap her kib.
I’m really trying here you guys. ❤️💚❤️💚
About to mind this damn Gap. Made it to London. Recommendations of what to do and what dating apps to be on? 🇬🇧
Laughter is the best medicine and this is my Doc. Can’t wait for y’all to see all the LOLs Christopher Lloyd provides on Roseanne next year. 🙌🏼
Scrolling through social media has a way of making us all feel like we aren’t good enough, attractive enough, included enough, all of it. I hope this post reminds you to hold your space and stay proud. King has taught me that there’s a difference between pride and arrogance, self-esteem and narcissism, grace and passivity. We got this. #rescuehorse 📷 @og_asian_cowboy
And that’s a wrap on Roseanne season 10. It’s a delight to use my brain for a show that’s going to hopefully start a lot of uncomfortable and healing conversations. Maybe it can be a catalyst in us talking and listening to each other instead of attacking and maligning. If not, I’ll always have this photo on the couch with the great Estelle Parsons in the background.
Keepin’ it Shameless with @emmarosekenney ❤️🎄
Voila my Mormon family holiday card: Original Becky, @iamwandasykes, and Darlene’s son. Tonight is the last taping of Roseanne Season 10. Can’t wait for y’all to see it March 27, 2018.❤️ #fbf and right now.
Thank you @timferriss for including me in among such incredible badasses. I believe this quote was pulled from the area when I was talking about having grace in conflict. I try to remember that every being is suffering, that when someone is angry, it’s usually a manifestation sadness or fear, and the only thing I can control is my reaction, which helps me be a classy bitch. Don’t let the vampires