Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo October 21
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Just finished class #10 and the BEST thing ever happened.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo October 20
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Oahu! Holla at me. Tickets on sale NOW. Dec 16 - Hawaii Theater

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo October 20
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The “Machines Within” segment from this week is amazing. Hit the link in my bio to check it out.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo October 20
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Down went #8 And that means 7 more to go.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo October 19
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#albuquerque #sanantonio & #austin the G-O-D is coming thru in a few weeks. Austin has 50 tix left. The other two are almost gone. Scoop em now or cry from your anus when you miss the show. Use the link in my bio 👆

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo October 19
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The @new_york_times__ new executive editor has MASTERFUL #vocalfry - just listen. It’s AMAZING

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo October 17
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Also next weekend, FARGO! First show is sold out. Few tickets left for the late show at The Fargo Theater. Use link in bio 👆

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo October 17
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St Louis, don’t let the serious look on my face fool you, there will be dick jokes ‘a plenty next weekend. The Pageant - early show is Sold Out. Some tickets left for the late show. Use the link in my bio 👆

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo October 16
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On my way to hot yoga #7. I wonder if my compadres will get one in today. @bertkreischer @joerogan @arishaffir poster by: @erotikpanda

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo October 15
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What are you drinking this Sunday?

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo October 15
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I love entrepreneurs, but I have to say, is Creative Kids Stuff at the Detroit Airport the best location for you? Hope so.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo October 15
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Damn, @arishaffir. Your pops gets down. 😭😭😭 Thanks @st55l9rs #Repost @watchmelaugh_ (@get_repost) ・・・ Turn up 😎😎😎 #watchmelaugh Go Follow @dopeasco

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo October 14
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I can’t believe schools have finally caught on and are teaching our children about #science

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo October 14
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#Repost @nochillvines (@get_repost) ・・・ nah @supadupahumble I'm D E A D ! 💀💀💀💀💀

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo October 13
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#Repost @thechristinap (@get_repost) ・・・ This is my favorite behind the scenes shot taken by @brianvolkweiss There's quite a story that goes with this photo. One day I might tell it. For now it's a mystery conversation with @seguratom - Team Jeans 4 Life. #2Mommies1Jean

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo October 13
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Next month I’m in Riverside and Los Angeles for a couple big shows. Go to tomsegura.com for tickets or use the link in my bio 👆

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo October 13
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The beautiful Michigan Theater as the great staff strikes.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo October 13
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Ann Arbor was the TRUTH tonight. Thanks to all of you for filling up the Michigan Theater. And whoever left the #HatComic this sweet gift, thank you!

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo October 13
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Yo @bertkreischer can’t wait to listen to you on @joerogan later. Yoga on Monday. 😂😂😂

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo October 11
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NEW YORK, Im coming to Port Chester, NYC And Buffalo next month. Get tickets at TomSegura.com/tour or use the link in my bio 👆

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo October 11
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You know it. Credit: Chey Espejo

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo October 10
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My main squeeze, @thechristinap has a brand new special on @netflix today! Check out Mother Inferior. It’s hilarious.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo October 10
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#5 in the books with @bertkreischer “The Tank”

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo October 9
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#NewYorkCity I’m coming November 10 for @nycomedyfest. I’ll be at Town Hall. Get tix with the link in my bio 👆#Hats

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo October 9
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Married to the hypocrite/jealous champ...

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo October 8
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Tonight we’re doing the podcast LIVE from the Irvine Improv. Tickets avail thru the link in my bio👆or at the box office. See you there. #Jeans

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo October 6
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Sad to hear about the passing of Ralphie May. His heart was bigger than his stomach. Honestly, I've always been more intrigued by comics who were kind than hilarious off stage and Ralphie was that - a total sweetheart every time I saw him. Big hug big man. #ripralphie

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo October 6
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St Louis, I'm all up in you in a couple weeks. First show is SOLD OUT. Tickets available to the Late show. Use the link in my bio 👆

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo October 6
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Apparently sobriety can have negative affects on the economy. #Repost @thecomedystore (@get_repost) ・・・ Good for you @bertkreischer & @seguratom on 5 days of starving our bartenders. #soberoctobert #prayforjoe

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