Come see the God 3 nights before I shoot my next special. Doing one show only at @breaimprov. Use link in my bio for tickets 👆
The day after drinking and smoking with Joey and Joe and I feel great.
Holla at me Ann Arbor, Indy and Northfield, Ohio. Tickets on sale at TomSegura.com/tour use the link in my bio 👆
The great @dosbrak designed my Sup Kane shirt and did this awesome piece for today's 1000th episode of JRE. Amazing talent. #Repost @dosbrak (@get_repost) ・・・ 🎉 JRE 1000 later today - what a number of podcasts to rack up...quality and quantity! Feauturing @joerogan @seguratom @madflavors_world and I finally got to add young Jamie @jamievernon 😀👍🏻 I just wanted to keep this one to the guests today!
Fargo, I've added a second show at The Fargo Theater October 28th. Get tickets at TomSegura.com/tour. Use the link in my BIO 👆
Tomorrow! #Repost @lime_green_tangerine (@get_repost) ・・・ On Friday the 18th, Joe Rogan will be celebrating the 1000th episode of the podcast with Joey Diaz, Tom Segura, then after the podcast the three of them are doing a special celebration show at @thecomedystore. Can. Not. Wait! Credit: @joerogan @madflavors_world @seguratom @thephotoshopsteve #joerogan #jre #podcast #joeydiaz #tomsegura #p
Nothing better than dropping a vomit sound clip on @thechristinap - a new #yourmomshouse has her really upset! 😂😂😂
St Louis AKA St Loose Tits, I'm coming to the Pageant Theater October 27th. The first show is Sold the fuck Out so we added a late show. Get tickets while you can. TomSegura.com/tour There are also about 20 other cities im hitting before the end of the year on sale now. Use the link in my bio to see if I'm coming close to you👆.
The great @dosbrak designed the NEW Sup Kane! Shirt to celebrate #CompletelyNormal returning to Netflix. As a reminder, if you don't know who @officialbigdaddykane is, you can go fuck yourself! 😂😂😂 Link in bio to purchase.
Support your favorite DJ 😎 Link in bio👆
New York City, my show at Town Hall is on sale now. Get tickets with the link in my BIO 👆. Also that week I'm doing shows in Port Chester and Buffalo. A bunch of other cities are also on sale via the link. Photo: @mattmisiscostudios
This Friday it's going to be nuts doing #JRE1000 with @joerogan and @madflavors_world and then off to @thecomedystore for a celebration show. #Repost @photomonked (@get_repost) ・・・ Guardians of the Experience! A Guardians mashup with some very funny guests from the Joe Rogan Experience. All powerhouse stand-up comics to boot! Included are @joerogan, @seguratom, @madflavors_world and the lovely
#Repost @mrdavehill (@get_repost) ・・・ Thanks to Ben Doolin for making this for me. Please share as you see fit.
You guys are doing good!! Come over for Moose Soup Later!! Link in my bio👆to get one.
The baddest DJ in the world is DJ Dadmouth. If you're looking for the after party just follow his lead. Yo, @officialbigdaddykane you should take this dude on the road😂😂😂 And @soundsmadethebeat you always kill it dude. Thanks for crushing this. #polyBi #DJ #afterparty #Champ
Damn! @punchlinesac you are too kind. Thanks for the love. If you don't know what this means, hit up the champ @miketyson
I call this one, I Had My Teeth Whitened Yesterday So Fuck You.
These show are in November but they're already filling up. Scoop tickets before they're gone at TomSegura.com/tour #albuquerque #sanantonio #austin *Use The link in my BIO👆
In high school we played a deaf school in football. I'll let you watch the rest of the clip to find out what happened. A new #yourmomshouse is up with @comediennemspat - check it out.
That's a Winning smile. A #perfectSmile. Thank you, teeth whitening. Also, in the background, that's #EasyWork.
Today as I was banging out 400lb deadlifts with little effort I thought, why is this so easy for me? Why am I so naturally strong? And then I realized it's no credit of my own. That's my dad, Top Dog at 14 years old. He was the #4 ranked Olympic lifter in the United States that year in his age and Weight class. He'd go On to win 2 State Championships - one in Kentucky and one in Ohio. I'm strong a
The week before I shoot my special I'm in these 3 cities. Lincoln, Midwest City and Springfield, MO. Come thru. Use link in my bio for tickets.
Who's got a big dick out there?
Starting the day off right with some @wheelerwalkerjr - The Pussy King. #olwheeler
We couldn't resist! A beautiful Moose Soup design by Thad Cox available now in our store. Use link in my bio 👆
The great @comediennemspat joins us on #yourmomshouse podcast. Pull your jeans up and give it a listen. She's hilarious as always and has a new book out August 22nd - RABBIT: The autobiography of Ms. Pat
New York City, I'm coming for one show on November 10. The PreSale for the show just started. You *Must use the code FNYCF to get tickets. Use the link in my bio to purchase tickets. Photo credit: @mattmisiscostudios
Saw a rough cut of @thechristinap's New special. She really put herself out there. Excited for you guys to see it!
Here, I am gesturing with my hand as I ask Conan if he wants to try and sing a Hungarian children's song, which he does. Click the link in my bio to hear the song.
Thanks @teamcoco - I had a blast. Link in my bio.
Next Friday I'm gonna party with the Podfather, @joerogan and El Jefe @madflavors_world #Repost @joerogan (@get_repost) ・・・ Next Friday, August 18th we're celebrating the 1000th episode of the podcast with Joey Diaz, @seguratom and me, and then after the podcast the 3 of us are doing a special celebration show at @thecomedystore
My new hour is really coming along.
Fully stocked with Moose Soup, NEW Sup Kane, Rub Rub and BIKES! Hit the link in my bio or go to MerchMethod.com/tomsegura
Do you orgasm when you hug someone? We can help you get there. #yourmomshouse
OAK-TOWN, it's gonna pop off next month at The Fox Theater. This is my LAST show before shooting my special and my final show in the Bay Area this year. Link in my BIO for tickets.
We got the good shit over here. An all NEW #yourmomshouse is up.
Peep the God in Albuquerque, San Antonio and Austin. Link in bio for tickets.