Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo December 10
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Whoever made these and handed them to me last night - THANK YOU. 😂😂😂

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo December 10
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Shouts out to @alexyurcabaza for the artwork. The Water God sees you. #H2Flow

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo December 8
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Images of the California fires from space via @astrokomrade

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo December 7
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#tbt a few weeks back at the Wiltern here in Los Angeles. Great night. Thanks to all who came out and @josh_potter @jelvisweinstein @thechristinap for performing. And thanks #Blueban for the video.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo December 6
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I'm in the documentary I NEED YOU TO KILL out now on iTunes, Amazon and everywhere you can buy and rent movies. It follows @thatchaddaniels @peteleepeteleepetelee and myself doing stand up in Asia a couple years ago. Incredible experience that you can now watch. The great @jelvisweinstein directed it and he's also on #YourMomsHouse today. Also, sorry that I'm so fat in this. #Repost @comedydynam

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo December 6
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The Sweater Sold Out so we upped the sweatshirt quality and made a Santa Wears Jeans sweatshirt and just like the sweater, 100% of the profit will go to Children's Hospital Of Los Angeles. Support a great cause and get some new gear! Link in bio to purchase 👆👆

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo December 5
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I'm all up in #Phoenix this weekend. Friday and Saturday are Sold Out so we added a show Thursday. Use the link in my bio for tickets 👆👆

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo December 2
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I'm so fired up for College Football today. I got some steaks going and some booze flowin'. I'll see you in Phoenix this Thursday thru Saturday at @standuplive. I'm really feelin my new look. Thanks to @joseph_kennelty for capturing it.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo November 30
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I added a show Thursday December 7 at @standuplive in #Phoenix. There are 50 tickets left to the late show Friday and all the others are Sold Out. Use the link in my bio for tix.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo November 29
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You can still get 15% off the rest of the week in my store by using code CYBER15. Go to MerchMethod.com/TomSegura or use the link in my bio ☝️

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo November 27
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Aloha! I'll be at the Hawaii Theater December 16. Tickets on sale now. Go to TomSegura.com/tour

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo November 27
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My sale continues all week. Use code CYBER15 For 15% off. Go to MerchMethod.com/tomsegura or use the link in my bio 👆👆

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo November 26
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Thank you, Los Angeles. See you in a few...

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo November 24
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Yo #Phoenix I added a show December 7 at Stand Up Live. Scoop your tickets while you can.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo November 24
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Happy Black Friday! Use code BLKF20 for 20% off storewide today. Go to MerchMethod.com/tomsegura or use the link in my bio. *Code does not apply to Santa Wears Jeans sweater which is a charity item.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo November 24
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Happy Thanksgiving from Los Angeles! #Repost @barstoolsports (@get_repost) ・・・ Thanksgiving week traffic in LA is hell on earth

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo November 22
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Machines Within! Machines Within! F The Haters! Available now in my store. Use the link in my bio 👆👆

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo November 22
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Tonight I’m at the Fox in Riverside. Some tickets left you can get at box office or thru link in my bio☝️. Saturday I’m at the Wiltern in LA. They released 50 tickets - that’s it. Will be completely Sold Out. Get em while you can. 🙌

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo November 22
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If you have Born To Fuck tatted on your puss, I’m still down, but I’m taking precautions. New #YourMomsHouse is up now!

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo November 17
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Do you REALLY like eating ass or you just talkin that big game?

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo November 16
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Saturday November 25 I’m playing the Wiltern in Los Angeles. There are less than 200 tickets left. Scoop one up by using the link in my bio ☝️☝️

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo November 14
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Next month 2 nights in Phoenix. Early show Saturday is SOLD OUT. Early Friday will Be next. Get tix using the link in my bio ☝️☝️

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo November 13
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#RESPECT Wutang is for the children. RIP Peanut the Kidnapper. Big baby Jesus. #Repost @raekwon (@get_repost) ・・・ 13 yrs u been away ! And I still look at u as the boss. Thankyou ! .... that's all I can say. Rest well brother #asonunique R.I .P

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo November 13
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Riverside, I’ll be all up in you November 22nd. Use the link in my bio for tickets ☝️☝️

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo November 11
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Wow I’m real proud of g for being EOTY. Love, t #Repost @garthbrooks (@get_repost) ・・・ You’ve made me feel like the EOTY all tour long! Thank YOU!!! love, g #CMAawards

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo November 11
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Farewell, NYC. Hope to see you soon.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo November 10
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Buffalo! The venue just released 40 tickets. Get em while you can! Use the link in my bio for direct access☝️☝️

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo November 9
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#tbt been holdin my dick since ‘96 😭😭😭 PS - the 69 wasn’t a 69 joke. It was the biggest Jersey our team had and I needed it 😂

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo November 9
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I love how much @martinriese has educated me about water and I love doing these tastings with him. It’s something we all drink every day and this is such a fun way to explore it. Try different waters! They’re different I swear! I’m the H2O God - I know what I’m saying. Minerals matter, bruh! #Repost @martinriese (@get_repost) ・・・ Wondering what we tasted on Your Mom’s House Podcast with Tom Segura

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo November 8
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Always great to see @martinriese On #yourmomshouse Thanks to the listeners for giving him such a warm welcome! 😭😭

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