Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo January 21
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Couple of spics just loungin' before we head out to Atlanta. The great @carlosvcomedy is with me all weekend for 3 more sold out shows. #NoTeethTour

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo January 21
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I'm ready to move forward as I only want the best for my country but what's fair is fair. #TrumpIsFat and the people need to remind him as often as possible. Good luck, Mr. President.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo January 20
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Hey @christinapaz did you know that we're in Yacht?

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo January 19
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My tour kicks off tomorrow in New Orleans and I have an amazing tour shirt thanks to the brilliant @davekloc. The shirt is available in my store. Link in my bio. *Ill have a limited amount with me at the live shows. Thanks!

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo January 17
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Not a warm reception for Lebron at the free throw line.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo January 17
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Hahaha! @bertkreischer and I sat in the wrong seats for half of the first. We moved down to proper OG seats. #tooshort

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo January 16
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Please excuse me, Montclair, but I'm gonna cum all over you. Link In bio. #Jersey

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo January 16
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Two super skinny guys just being healthy.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo January 14
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Our live #yourmomshouse podcast Feb 12 SOLD OUT so we added a second live show at 9pm. Link in my bio @christinapaz

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo January 13
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Yo #Chicago my first two shows at The Vic Sold Out so I've added a third show on March 19. Tickets are on sale now and Moving. Link in my Bio

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo January 13
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Levity Live in Oxnard all weekend long. TomSegura.com/tour for tickets. Wanna talk some shit?

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo January 12
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I'm at @levityoxnard TONIGHT Thru SATURDAY. Let's do it, Ventura County. Link in bio

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo January 11
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Hey all, don't let @christinapaz' sour, somber 👎👎👎 personality be a detractor - She's a great comic (that is eternally dehydrated). Her #presale for #sanfrancisco is going now. Scoop those tickets. #Repost @christinapaz with @repostapp ・・・ Today only 10a-10pm presale tix for San Francisco Punchline 6/16-6/17. Use code JEANS go to thousandranch.com for link! #personalitychamp #waterchamp #imwithzi

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo January 9
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This weekend I'll be doing all kinds of crazy shit at Levity Live in Oxnard Thur-Sat. Ticket link in my Bio.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo January 6
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Yo Montclair, NJ I'm coming thru with new lyrics. Get tickets before they're gone. Link in my bio.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo January 6
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I think I'm gonna have to scoop a new sweatshirt! My friends at @xvlbrand have new custom designs out. If you regram any of their posts you can win a FREE shirt as part of their 2017 giveaway. *This is NOT a paid endorsement. I'm just a fan of what they do. #Repost @xvlbrand with @repostapp ・・・ 'The Masterpiece Collection' Believe it! Back by popular demand for a very limited time: 'Escher x XV

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo January 5
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We also restocked the Glorious Double Pipe Classic shirt AKA DPC (a simultaneous burp+Fart) Thank you, Jesus!

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo January 5
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Due to your overwhelming support and demand we restocked the following shirts! Many thanks. Link in my BIO *we DO ship internationally. Check out with PayPal but pay with a card once you've clicked.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo January 5
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Yo #Clearwater Florida, get down with me in just a few weeks. The show has very few tickets left so scoop them while you can. Link in my Bio

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo January 5
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Absolutely NOTHING Better than Just Glassin with a buddy. Glass All Day! #Repost @joerogan with @repostapp ・・・ #Repost @meateatertv ・・・ Two MeatEaters, just glassin'.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo January 4
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A lot people asking where I got the Hannibal sweatshirt I was wearing - I bought it from @xvlbrand. Check it, they make dope shit.

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