Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo April 28
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I added a second show in Eugene and Portland next month. All shows will have the great @ryansickler with me!

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo April 28
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My new album is on sale now wherever music is sold. Thanks for downloading or streaming it. The album has bonus tracks I just recorded that aren't on the special. *PS Physical copies go on sale Monday, a bunch will be autographed. Vinyl goes on sale in June. Much love.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo April 27
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Portland, I'm back may 13th. The 8pm show sold out so we added another at 10:30pm. Link in my bio

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo April 27
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June 10 & 11 I'm in Reno and Temecula. Tickets on sale now - Link in my bio

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo April 26
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Can you recall ever raping anyone at any time?

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo April 26
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#calgary, my boy @bertkreischer AKA Burnt Chrysler is coming this weekend. Go see him, If not for this video then go cause he's the funniest.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo April 24
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Female me is pretty hawt and the perfect smile filter is crushing it too. Not gonna comment on old me because I think it speaks for itself

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo April 24
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My man Mattis might want to try some cucumber slices over the ol eye bags.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo April 23
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Last chance, houston. The 730 show is sold out so I added a show at 530 today. Tickets available thru my site or improvhouston.com

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo April 23
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Holy shit @tacodeli thanks for the treats! You brought enough food to feed a whole @bertkreischer!

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo April 22
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Just when I thought there was nowhere else to go with it @dougmellard took it to another level. This is Doug wearing a Doug wearing a Doug wearing Tom shirt.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo April 22
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Houston, both shows tonight are sold out but there are two more tomorrow at The Improv. Link in my bio for tickets

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo April 21
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New Dates! Asheville, Wilmington, Baltimore and others are on sale now. Link in my BIO

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo April 20
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All weekend the great @dougmellard is opening in Dallas and Houston and lucky me, he has a new "Doug and Tom" shirt.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo April 20
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Tonight I'm in Dallas for 2 shows. First one is sold out. Second still has some tickets. Then the rest of the week at The Houston Improv. Fri and Sat are sold out so we added a second show Sunday at 5:30. All tickets at TomSegura.com/tour Link in bio

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo April 20
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It's gonna be live down under. 4 cities, one week. Can't wait for Australia this August. Tickets at TomSegura.com/tour Link in my Bio

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo April 20
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‪I don't care what your political beliefs are, both of these guys wear their ties like a couple of assholes. ‬

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo April 20
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Jean is feeling better so I took her to get some Korean BBQ and god blessed us with Red Red Wine playing while we ate! @christinapaz really hates that song. @realdonaldtrump did you know that Korean food is different than Chinese food? #koreanbbq #KoreaIsntChina

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo April 18
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My Skinny Tom Glassin poster designed by @paulgranese is now in my store. Have autographed a bunch of them. Link in my BIO.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo April 18
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Dallas, I added a second show this Thursday at HOB. First show is sold out. Get tix at TomSegura.com/tour Link in my BIO

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo April 16
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Huge thanks to San Jose, Seattle and Portland for coming out this weekend. You guys are the best. I'm coming back to Portland May 13. Next week, Dallas and Houston.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo April 16
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Yo #PDX if you didn't get tickets to Rev Hall tonight, I'm coming back May 13 for 2 more shows. Tickets still available for the late show: TomSegura.com/tour

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo April 14
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Incredible poster designed by @paulgranese for tonight and tomorrow's shows available at the venues. Finally some artwork that reflects my new body.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo April 14
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2 shows tonight at The Moore in Seattle and 2 tomorrow in Portland at Rev Hall. I'm geeked for these.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo April 14
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Sale in my store thru Sunday. 10% off everything. Link in my BIO

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo April 14
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Wow @dougmellard really upped the game today with this super meta Doug wearing Tom on his shirt

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo April 14
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This July Greensboro becomes JeansBoro. Link in my bio for tickets.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo April 14
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All weekend with @dougmellard and his shirt that says "Cool Friend"

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo April 13
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#tbt a candid photo of @officialbigdaddykane and I conversing about me becoming his new DJ. Still waiting on his reply. Photo Credit: J Elvis Weinstein

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