I added a 4th show at The Vic in Chicago in just a few weeks. Link in my bio for tickets.
Sup, Pack! I'm coming to #GreenBay for one night only next month. Link in my bio for tickets.
Happy Born Day to a real one! Nuestro Tio @madflavors_world Jose CoCo Diaz, portate bien hoy, Huevon!
Landing gear game strong
It's goin down in Chi Town. A fourth and Final show at The Vic in #Chicago on march 19. Link for tickets in my Bio
The most eye-opening aspect of the press conference today was when the leaks were addressed 😭😭😭
Chicago, thanks for your support. I've added a 4th and final show. Tickets are in the link in my bio.
Fuck that job
Thank you @theparamountny and all of Long Island for a great time before my last meal.
Next week, it's going down in Canada. Go see great shows @jflnorthwest all week.
NYC, get at me.
Yo #Portland my first 2 shows sold out so I added a Third in May. Link in my bio for tickets.
#Pittsburgh I've added a second show at Carnegie Music Hall April 6th. Link in my Bio for tickets. *I Don't know who Shopped this but it's great.
Get in on that new shit! #yourmomshouse available new ep is downloadable and watchable now. #Gene #Jean
Yo #Seattle, I've added a late show at The Moore Theater. Scoop tix while you can. Link in my BIO
Happy ValenTIMES day to everyone, especially my fellow Zim Zer They's out there! #NonBinary #valentines
😂😂😂 you killin it man #Repost @ninjadance1980 with @repostapp ・・・ Hey Hitler, remember that time I repped #djdadmouth for #halloween? As you can see I was super hydrated like a true #waterchamp would be. All the #mommies know what's up, #jeans were high and tight ya feel me, knowwhatimsayin, nawmean? Got that fast food shirt living that fast life! 10x10 with an S on the end, from the 💯's block b
The @irvineimprov knows what's up! We running the industry and keepin the mutha fuckas out with @liltrump90s!
If you are coming to the live podcasts tomorrow at @irvineimprov I highly recommend getting there when doors open as this straight HEAT will be playing until the show starts. Both shows are Sold Out. Thank you, mommies 😘
It's called Swag
Everyone's favorite uncle @madflavors_world has his new album out - go to iTunes, amazon or wherever you get your music and scoop up the funniest dudes new album. Guaranteed laughter.
If you don't find this funny please go and fuck yourself. #Repost @chethinks with @repostapp ・・・ spanish newspaper used alecs pic instead of trumps. jajajajaja!!
Yo #Pittsburgh we added a Second Show April 6. Tickets are on Sale now. Link is in my bio. Thanks Eric Campbell for digging up this old photo of me.
Oh Shit, with the legendary 2 Live Crew! #brothermarquis #djmixx #FloridaBoyz Tonight I'm at House of Blues at Mandalay Bay. They are at LAX at Luxor. #DooDooBrown
Yo Washington DC, all my shows are sold out but one. There are 80 tickets left to my added Thursday show. TomSegura.com/tour Link in my bio
My fave human @liltrump90s just posted this photo and hashtagged #burntchrysler 😂😂😂 I'm dead. CC: @bertkreischer @liltrump90s with @repostapp ・・・ #lilduval #freddyortiz #steetz945atl #pmwhiphop #lalovetheboss #burntchrysler #dropolo #queenlatifah
This is what I hear every time @christinapaz picks up a book. #Repost @scottiepiffen with @repostapp ・・・ This is why I dnt be comin in yall lives dawg 😩😔
😂😂 dude @tombrady is hilarious for these posts. #Repost @tombrady with @repostapp ・・・ "I got this."
It's almost time. A new #yourmomshouse is cooked up and ready to eat. #DaVinciLoad
Hi @realdonaldtrump you are doing a good job but you are fat. I am selling shirts to remind you. #TrumpIsFat
For anyone upset at #TrumpIsFat shirts that wants to fat shame me, there are #TomIsFat shirts and I sell those too. But I'm keeping that money 😂😂😂
This is a very exciting day. As many of you already know I lost 50 pounds with your Fat Shaming as motivation and my buddy @bertkreischer nearly lost as much. The point is, Fat Shaming works! Now we have a medically obese President and he needs our help. What's even better is that I am donating all of my profit from this shirt to the Starlight Children's Foundation which aims to improve the lives
Oh shit, the Prez is doing what he said!
Get 10% off all Merch from now til ValenTIMES Day. Use the offer code in the promo. Link for Merch in my BIO
😂😂😂 Burnt finally accepted his destiny - he is a Chrysler and there's no going back. #Repost @bertkreischer with @repostapp ・・・ Ole Burnt Chrysler on @wkyt_news
Hey, Mommy...Thanks, Jeans is a worldwide phenomenon. Check out these masterful applications. Link in my bio for the new Shirt.
One of the funniest dudes around has a new album out today. Check out @thatchaddaniels if you haven't already.
Mr President, @realdonaldtrump you are Fat. Time to stop signing executive orders and start hitting some cardio. #FatShaming worked for me and I hope it works for you too! #TrumpIsFat