Just finished class #10 and the BEST thing ever happened.
Oahu! Holla at me. Tickets on sale NOW. Dec 16 - Hawaii Theater
Just wrapped #9 #soberoctobert
The “Machines Within” segment from this week is amazing. Hit the link in my bio to check it out.
#prayforjoe - 2 weeks to go in #soberoctobert Poster: @erotikpanda
Down went #8 And that means 7 more to go.
#albuquerque #sanantonio & #austin the G-O-D is coming thru in a few weeks. Austin has 50 tix left. The other two are almost gone. Scoop em now or cry from your anus when you miss the show. Use the link in my bio 👆
The @new_york_times__ new executive editor has MASTERFUL #vocalfry - just listen. It’s AMAZING
Guys just lean back, enjoy this episode and let us cum in your hair! #yourmomshouse
Had a great time with my dudes @hannibalburess and @tonytrimm on @handsomerambler podcast. Download or watch now. #DjBurgerFeet #djdadmouth
San Antonio! Holla at me. See you in a few weeks. #Repost @photochopwars (@get_repost) ・・・ San Antonio the Water Champ @seguratom is coming!!! @thechristinap . . . . . . #tomsegura #yourmomshouse #yourmomshousepodcast #ymh #podcast #bertkreischer #texas #sanantonio #spurs #nba #waterchamp #standup #comedian #joerogan #prayforjoe
Also next weekend, FARGO! First show is sold out. Few tickets left for the late show at The Fargo Theater. Use link in bio 👆
St Louis, don’t let the serious look on my face fool you, there will be dick jokes ‘a plenty next weekend. The Pageant - early show is Sold Out. Some tickets left for the late show. Use the link in my bio 👆
Done with #7 Hot yoga mutha fucka. Oh man sobriety is so hard. #junkieBums
On my way to hot yoga #7. I wonder if my compadres will get one in today. @bertkreischer @joerogan @arishaffir poster by: @erotikpanda
What are you drinking this Sunday?
I love entrepreneurs, but I have to say, is Creative Kids Stuff at the Detroit Airport the best location for you? Hope so.
Damn, @arishaffir. Your pops gets down. 😭😭😭 Thanks @st55l9rs #Repost @watchmelaugh_ (@get_repost) ・・・ Turn up 😎😎😎 #watchmelaugh Go Follow @dopeasco
#soberoctobert is too hard!! 😫😫
I can’t believe schools have finally caught on and are teaching our children about #science
#Repost @nochillvines (@get_repost) ・・・ nah @supadupahumble I'm D E A D ! 💀💀💀💀💀
#Repost @thechristinap (@get_repost) ・・・ This is my favorite behind the scenes shot taken by @brianvolkweiss There's quite a story that goes with this photo. One day I might tell it. For now it's a mystery conversation with @seguratom - Team Jeans 4 Life. #2Mommies1Jean
Next month I’m in Riverside and Los Angeles for a couple big shows. Go to tomsegura.com for tickets or use the link in my bio 👆
The beautiful Michigan Theater as the great staff strikes.
Ann Arbor was the TRUTH tonight. Thanks to all of you for filling up the Michigan Theater. And whoever left the #HatComic this sweet gift, thank you!
Yo @bertkreischer can’t wait to listen to you on @joerogan later. Yoga on Monday. 😂😂😂
NEW YORK, Im coming to Port Chester, NYC And Buffalo next month. Get tickets at TomSegura.com/tour or use the link in my bio 👆
You know it. Credit: Chey Espejo
New #yourmomshousepodcast is up everywhere. You can watch on YouTube or download the audio. #RipHef
Hiking BEFORE hot yoga cause I can. #motherInferior
My main squeeze, @thechristinap has a brand new special on @netflix today! Check out Mother Inferior. It’s hilarious.
#5 in the books with @bertkreischer “The Tank”
#NewYorkCity I’m coming November 10 for @nycomedyfest. I’ll be at Town Hall. Get tix with the link in my bio 👆#Hats
Married to the hypocrite/jealous champ...
Tonight we’re doing the podcast LIVE from the Irvine Improv. Tickets avail thru the link in my bio👆or at the box office. See you there. #Jeans
Working on my new hour...
Hot yoga #4 - Done
Sad to hear about the passing of Ralphie May. His heart was bigger than his stomach. Honestly, I've always been more intrigued by comics who were kind than hilarious off stage and Ralphie was that - a total sweetheart every time I saw him. Big hug big man. #ripralphie
St Louis, I'm all up in you in a couple weeks. First show is SOLD OUT. Tickets available to the Late show. Use the link in my bio 👆
Apparently sobriety can have negative affects on the economy. #Repost @thecomedystore (@get_repost) ・・・ Good for you @bertkreischer & @seguratom on 5 days of starving our bartenders. #soberoctobert #prayforjoe