I added a second show in Eugene and Portland next month. All shows will have the great @ryansickler with me!
My new album is on sale now wherever music is sold. Thanks for downloading or streaming it. The album has bonus tracks I just recorded that aren't on the special. *PS Physical copies go on sale Monday, a bunch will be autographed. Vinyl goes on sale in June. Much love.
Portland, I'm back may 13th. The 8pm show sold out so we added another at 10:30pm. Link in my bio
June 10 & 11 I'm in Reno and Temecula. Tickets on sale now - Link in my bio
An #update for all of you that bought the #TrumpIsFat shirts. Thank you for donating to a great cause.
Can you recall ever raping anyone at any time?
#calgary, my boy @bertkreischer AKA Burnt Chrysler is coming this weekend. Go see him, If not for this video then go cause he's the funniest.
A gang of #WouldYouRathers in the new episode of #yourmomshouse available everywhere: YouTube, Stitcher, SoundCloud, iTunes
Female me is pretty hawt and the perfect smile filter is crushing it too. Not gonna comment on old me because I think it speaks for itself
My man Mattis might want to try some cucumber slices over the ol eye bags.
My #SexySummerTour is now on sale. Bunch of dates. Check them out and go to my site for tix. Link in bio
You can preorder #MostlyStories now. Available April 28 #Repost @drwalker87 with @repostapp ・・・ #tomsegura #mostlystories #standupcomedy #fuckyes
Next week, #MostlyStories the album comes out for audio download. The album has bonus tracks not included in the Netflix special. #April28
Last chance, houston. The 730 show is sold out so I added a show at 530 today. Tickets available thru my site or improvhouston.com
Holy shit @tacodeli thanks for the treats! You brought enough food to feed a whole @bertkreischer!
Just when I thought there was nowhere else to go with it @dougmellard took it to another level. This is Doug wearing a Doug wearing a Doug wearing Tom shirt.
#nationalrecordstoreday and I'm looking for that @roryscovel
Houston, both shows tonight are sold out but there are two more tomorrow at The Improv. Link in my bio for tickets
We have all the treats you seek on #yourmomshouse podcast.
New Dates! Asheville, Wilmington, Baltimore and others are on sale now. Link in my BIO
Yeah baby, we doin it big in Houston thru Sunday. #texas #houston #captialpunishment
All weekend the great @dougmellard is opening in Dallas and Houston and lucky me, he has a new "Doug and Tom" shirt.
Tonight I'm in Dallas for 2 shows. First one is sold out. Second still has some tickets. Then the rest of the week at The Houston Improv. Fri and Sat are sold out so we added a second show Sunday at 5:30. All tickets at TomSegura.com/tour Link in bio
It's gonna be live down under. 4 cities, one week. Can't wait for Australia this August. Tickets at TomSegura.com/tour Link in my Bio
I don't care what your political beliefs are, both of these guys wear their ties like a couple of assholes.
Jean is feeling better so I took her to get some Korean BBQ and god blessed us with Red Red Wine playing while we ate! @christinapaz really hates that song. @realdonaldtrump did you know that Korean food is different than Chinese food? #koreanbbq #KoreaIsntChina
All new #yourmomshouse is available everywhere. iTunes, stitcher, sound cloud and YouTube.
My Skinny Tom Glassin poster designed by @paulgranese is now in my store. Have autographed a bunch of them. Link in my BIO.
Dallas, I added a second show this Thursday at HOB. First show is sold out. Get tix at TomSegura.com/tour Link in my BIO
Huge thanks to San Jose, Seattle and Portland for coming out this weekend. You guys are the best. I'm coming back to Portland May 13. Next week, Dallas and Houston.
Yo #PDX if you didn't get tickets to Rev Hall tonight, I'm coming back May 13 for 2 more shows. Tickets still available for the late show: TomSegura.com/tour
Incredible poster designed by @paulgranese for tonight and tomorrow's shows available at the venues. Finally some artwork that reflects my new body.
2 shows tonight at The Moore in Seattle and 2 tomorrow in Portland at Rev Hall. I'm geeked for these.
Sale in my store thru Sunday. 10% off everything. Link in my BIO
Wow @dougmellard really upped the game today with this super meta Doug wearing Tom on his shirt
This July Greensboro becomes JeansBoro. Link in my bio for tickets.
All weekend with @dougmellard and his shirt that says "Cool Friend"
#tbt a candid photo of @officialbigdaddykane and I conversing about me becoming his new DJ. Still waiting on his reply. Photo Credit: J Elvis Weinstein