The national gallery has a portrait of @christinapaz from the future.
#yourmomshouse always has the good stuff. Available everywhere now. #Fartin
Crazy that the @natgeo museum has a picture of @bertkreischer and I on our scooter.
On my way to the nations capitol. I'm making my voting choice CLEAR.
Some dudes suit is just hanging here, nearly hidden at the airport. I'm gonna steal it now.
Brisbane, Sydney, Melbourne and Perth my tour is officially on sale now. Ticket links are at TomSegura.com/tour
New #yourmomshouse is up everywhere #withSound
Pittsburgh, I added a second show after the first sold out. Link for tickets in my BIO
I've been doin a lot of slick, neat, raw stuff. Can't wait to show ya'll thanks for the photo @pembo2005
I'm Glassin on all you haters. Thank you Green Bay, Detroit and Chicago for an incredible weekend of shows. Among all the great people I met this weekend was someone who Gave me these sunglasses just to stunt on you mutha fuckas. I sincerely wish I knew who it was so I could say thanks. The shows were bananas. Thanks to Mike Kennedy, Mike Cronin and J Elvis Weinstein for opening and crushing the
Australia, I'm coming. Pre Sale starts tomorrow. Can't wait.
Chicago, one more night and 2 more shows at The Vic tonight.
This post almost made me laugh as hard as the car backing into the guy video. 😭😭 #Repost @bg_2071 with @repostapp ・・・ Where does @seguratom get his inspiration from? #comedian #ymh #BertIsFat
Happy St Patty's Day. Use code 15gold for 15% off in my store today. Go to TomSegura.com and click on "Store"
We break down the queef teacher on the latest #yourmomshouse - git you some.
Don't front on our Prez. He's back stroking thru the industry 😭😭😭 #Repost @liltrump90s with @repostapp ・・・ 🇺🇸Backstroking my way through the industry...I'm on top of the water 💦🏊🏾 #americaigotyourback
Damn, Bert really fell off.
Yo #GreenBay The next 50 people to buy a ticket for Thursday night’s show are also getting in to the meet & greet Use promo code TEETH with the link in my BIO
New #yourmomshouse is up everywhere including YouTube. Exclusive audio of Christina's dinner with her "friends" included.
The new super soft unisex hoodie is in the store. Check it out, Jean. Link in bio
My buddy @joerogan is Glassin super hard with a new pair of 'Nocs. #JustGlassin #Repost @joerogan with @repostapp ・・・ I'm trying out these @mavenbuilt binoculars today and I'm seriously impressed. In the interest of full disclosure this isn't in any way a paid ad, I was just interested in these because my friend @adam.greentree.bowhunting was raving about them, and man was he right. They're follo
Many thanks to the 104 year old Wilbur Theater and all the great people that came out this weekend in Boston. Already planning my next trip back.
Boston, as always, has been incredible. Back at The Wilbur tonight. Thanks for the artwork, #Repost @hiphopmummy with @repostapp ・・・ Excited to see this gender-fluid champ in Boston! Doin his thang and stuff like that #yourmomshouse #waterchamp #ireallywould
Gonna pop soon. Accepting offers from SUBS for fresh pimple pop. Will mail in jar. Please submit your offers in comments.
My hydration has no limitation #H2Flow
We're coming into Boston with that joke 💩💩💩. It's @thefullcharge and yours truly rockin our @cypresshill gear, reppin the East Side. #Phunky
Damn, Foxwoods. That was a lot of fun. Thanks for coming out to see @thefullcharge and I. Tomorrow, Boston.
I'm at the Sands Casino in Bethlehem, PA tonight. Holla at me
A new #yourmomshouse is up on iTunes, YouTube and everywhere else. We answer questions and more.
We dress for the occasion! Lunch with the great Dan Peña. You can't look like a fuckin bum with him. @christinapaz
2 weeks to go until 4 shows at The Vic in #Chicago. Only the late show on Sunday has tickets remaining. Link in my bio
When the attitude matches the jacket. @christinapaz has The Look
Got some new gear
With the ill shit. Happy Sunday... #Repost @realpeterock with @repostapp ・・・ Heyyy 🙌🏾#Repost @flueofficial ・・・ One and only @olafsax on sax !!! FLUE rehearsal !!! @therealclsmooth @realpeterock @plash1 @piotrbolanowski @gregorybass @krzysztof_kudlik @damianniewiński #theyreminisceoveryou #t.r.o.y. #peterock #electronicbeats
Yo #Houston, I'm coming. Less than half the tickets remain for these 5 shows in late April. Scoop em while you can. Link in my bio for tickets
Guess who's back at the Apple Store
Dallas, my added show is on sale NOW. 4/20 at the House of Blues. Link for tickets is in my bio.