Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo February 21
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I added a 4th show at The Vic in Chicago in just a few weeks. Link in my bio for tickets.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo February 20
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Sup, Pack! I'm coming to #GreenBay for one night only next month. Link in my bio for tickets.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo February 20
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Happy Born Day to a real one! Nuestro Tio @madflavors_world Jose CoCo Diaz, portate bien hoy, Huevon!

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo February 18
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It's goin down in Chi Town. A fourth and Final show at The Vic in #Chicago on march 19. Link for tickets in my Bio

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo February 18
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The most eye-opening aspect of the press conference today was when the leaks were addressed 😭😭😭

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo February 17
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Chicago, thanks for your support. I've added a 4th and final show. Tickets are in the link in my bio.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo February 17
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Thank you @theparamountny and all of Long Island for a great time before my last meal.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo February 16
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Next week, it's going down in Canada. Go see great shows @jflnorthwest all week.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo February 16
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Yo #Portland my first 2 shows sold out so I added a Third in May. Link in my bio for tickets.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo February 16
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#Pittsburgh I've added a second show at Carnegie Music Hall April 6th. Link in my Bio for tickets. *I Don't know who Shopped this but it's great.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo February 15
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Yo #Seattle, I've added a late show at The Moore Theater. Scoop tix while you can. Link in my BIO

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo February 13
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😂😂😂 you killin it man #Repost @ninjadance1980 with @repostapp ・・・ Hey Hitler, remember that time I repped #djdadmouth for #halloween? As you can see I was super hydrated like a true #waterchamp would be. All the #mommies know what's up, #jeans were high and tight ya feel me, knowwhatimsayin, nawmean? Got that fast food shirt living that fast life! 10x10 with an S on the end, from the 💯's block b

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo February 13
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The @irvineimprov knows what's up! We running the industry and keepin the mutha fuckas out with @liltrump90s!

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo February 12
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If you are coming to the live podcasts tomorrow at @irvineimprov I highly recommend getting there when doors open as this straight HEAT will be playing until the show starts. Both shows are Sold Out. Thank you, mommies 😘

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo February 10
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Everyone's favorite uncle @madflavors_world has his new album out - go to iTunes, amazon or wherever you get your music and scoop up the funniest dudes new album. Guaranteed laughter.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo February 10
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If you don't find this funny please go and fuck yourself. #Repost @chethinks with @repostapp ・・・ spanish newspaper used alecs pic instead of trumps. jajajajaja!!

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo February 10
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Yo #Pittsburgh we added a Second Show April 6. Tickets are on Sale now. Link is in my bio. Thanks Eric Campbell for digging up this old photo of me.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo February 8
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Yo Washington DC, all my shows are sold out but one. There are 80 tickets left to my added Thursday show. TomSegura.com/tour Link in my bio

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo February 8
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This is what I hear every time @christinapaz picks up a book. #Repost @scottiepiffen with @repostapp ・・・ This is why I dnt be comin in yall lives dawg 😩😔

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo February 8
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😂😂 dude @tombrady is hilarious for these posts. #Repost @tombrady with @repostapp ・・・ "I got this."

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo February 8
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Hi @realdonaldtrump you are doing a good job but you are fat. I am selling shirts to remind you. #TrumpIsFat

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo February 6
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For anyone upset at #TrumpIsFat shirts that wants to fat shame me, there are #TomIsFat shirts and I sell those too. But I'm keeping that money 😂😂😂

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo February 6
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This is a very exciting day. As many of you already know I lost 50 pounds with your Fat Shaming as motivation and my buddy @bertkreischer nearly lost as much. The point is, Fat Shaming works! Now we have a medically obese President and he needs our help. What's even better is that I am donating all of my profit from this shirt to the Starlight Children's Foundation which aims to improve the lives

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo February 4
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Oh shit, the Prez is doing what he said!

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo February 4
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Get 10% off all Merch from now til ValenTIMES Day. Use the offer code in the promo. Link for Merch in my BIO

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo February 4
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😂😂😂 Burnt finally accepted his destiny - he is a Chrysler and there's no going back. #Repost @bertkreischer with @repostapp ・・・ Ole Burnt Chrysler on @wkyt_news

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo February 3
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Hey, Mommy...Thanks, Jeans is a worldwide phenomenon. Check out these masterful applications. Link in my bio for the new Shirt.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo February 3
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One of the funniest dudes around has a new album out today. Check out @thatchaddaniels if you haven't already.

Tom Segura @seguratom on Instagram photo February 3
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Mr President, @realdonaldtrump you are Fat. Time to stop signing executive orders and start hitting some cardio. #FatShaming worked for me and I hope it works for you too! #TrumpIsFat

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