❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #wonderwoman #galgadot
This makes me happy. #wonderwoman
That was my reply to an (accurate) comment about my recent apathy. It's worth posting for a wider audience.
Do not be a fool and ask "Omg how is that a job??" It's not. I'm sure he has some office job. I'm not even going to mention the other joke answer. They're trolling us. Do not feed the troll. #thebachelorette #🙄
1️⃣4️⃣ DAYS. The US release date is June 2nd but in many cities you can see it on the 1st. Check your local listings. • #wonderwoman #galgadot #dceu
😑 #thebachelorette UPDATE: I did not make this up. Perhaps because of this post, however, abc deleted this answer from his profile. Thanks to @momentsforever1 for spotting that.
‼️‼️ANSWER ‼️‼️ Not until May 17. Thanks to @lucyo21 & @michelle88rl for the info. #thebachelorette
Chills. CHIIILLLLLLSSS. #wonderwoman
Things to keep on the low: (1) cheating on your girlfriend (2) with your cousin. #thebachelorette
Tap the bookmark icon and look at this the next time you're on the fence about going in. #wonderwoman #motivation #inspiration
This Kelsey flashback is for my college students. ✊🏻 #thebachelor P.S. If my previous post is NOT a 3x3 of Gal Gadot, then you have not updated Instagram in 2 months and we have problems.
Happy birthday to Gal Gadot; also known as Gisele Yashar, Diana of Themiscyra, Diana Prince, Wonder Woman and one of the favorite people of one of your favorite people. #galgadot #wonderwoman #fastandfurious
His timing is so off (LOOK AT POOR EMILY) and I just cannot. 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ #thebachelorette
On this important fake holiday, a question: Did Chris Pine's haircut (and color) exist circa W.W.I? #nationalsuperheroday #superheroday
What you didn't see: He left trailing behind him a tremendous douche slick that was invisible in the cold Charlotte night--like black ice, but with douche. The limo behind him, which didn't have anti-lock brakes, went into a dead spin and crashed into a tree. The five men inside were treated for minor wounds, missing the first rose ceremony. Automatic disqualification. #thebachelorette
I've come to realize that Batman v Superman was a proverbial deal with the devil. We were given the perfect Wonder Woman in Gal Gadot, but nothing in this life is free. With this glorious gift came a terrible toll: Ben Affleck as Batman, for as long as he wants the part. Oh, and we had to suffer through Jesse Eisenberg's insanely misguided performance as Lex Luthor. ° There's my deep thought for t
The number 1 vegan fan of beef... #thebachelor @catherinegiudici
Btw, I was shocked by the filthitude of some of the content on this show. 😱🙉 It is DEFINITELY NOT ABC FAMILY anymore.
When your season ran during President Obama's first term and all of a sudden you're back on the scene... 🤔
I feel like a blowhard douche for “issuing a statement” but people keep commenting and DMing me asking about Chris Soules. (Google if necessary.) It’s a terrible situation. What else is there to say? I have nothing to add. This is a humor account.
Granted, that's my reaction to all TV programming, but in this case it was especially acute.
Total 🦊 and refreshingly transparent with emotions. 😬 I'm a fan. #dwts #teambabygotbach
It worked on me. #dwts #teambabygotbach
Oops. #dwts #teambabygotbach
VOLUME DISCOUNT, PEOPLE.
OH HEY LOOK AT THIS! We're 4 weeks away. Tag a friend who should be following me but for God-knows-what reason does not. 🙏🏻❤️ #thebachelorette
Questionable relevance to The Beach Boys but who cares. ⭐️VOTE FOR NICK & PETA⭐️ 1-800-868-3409 P.S. Oh my holy hell Peta is an attractive woman. #dwts #teambabygotbach
🔊 A++ impression. (Original clip posted on November 9.) #bachelorpad #thebachelorette
It's still slow. These are trying times.
So...establishing friendships via shared tampons is NOT a thing? Asking for a friend. #thebachelor
Han's last name is a matter of debate. The one on the file that Hobbs pulls in Fast Five is possibly fake, but certainly funny. (Say it out loud if necessary...) #fastandfurious
"He's short and his head is big and his teeth look fake." So why the tears? 😮😧😨😱 #thebachelor
"Courtney was so mean!" 🙋/🙋♂️ if you maintain being mean to them was such a crime. #thebachelor
I love her so much. #biglittlelies
Half of Nick's cast were into dolphins (/sharks). Natalie from Jason's season was into bears. ❤️🐻🐼🐨😬🙈🙉 #thebachelor
I love that the caption writer made sure we noticed the malapropism. #thebachelor
This has been on HBO recently. If you'd rather watch 15 seconds instead of all 155 minutes (a smart decision), these are the best 15 seconds. And so ends my streak of six posts ON-topic. #wonderwoman
Highlights of Chris Harrison interrogating Brad Womack, who didn't propose to either woman (😱😱). Man, Chris was so extra back then! #thebachelor
On night 1 of Ben F.'s season, two women almost left the show for the Sapphic shores of the Isle of Lesbos. #thebachelor