That half-assed riser isn't even a foot deep. HOW DO YOU GUYS NOT FALL OFF IT MORE?? #thebachelor #😨
I'm making this plea public: Ashley, don't go on vacation again 🙏🏻🙏🏻. There are only two people whose commentary I'm interested in hearing: (1) me (2) you. EDIT: I did enjoy it when @laurenai and @mauracarmel took over your column during your "Mexican vacation" last summer. No one outside us four.
Shrug if they need to put more of you in the next episode.
Burn. But please, no fighting. It makes me sad. 😞😓 #thebachelor
😭😭 P.S. Yes, that's me. #thebachelor @sarahvendal @therachlindsay @astridloch
🔊 LOOK AT RACHEL ♥️♥️ #thebachelor @therachlindsay
🔊 HOLY SHIT Y'ALL ASTRID FIGURED IT OUT AND NO ONE GAVE HER PROPS FOR IT. #thebachelor @astridloch
DRAMA 😱😱 I FIXED THE DUMB MUSIC 👏🏻👏🏻 #thebachelor
Is there an emoji for that? P.S. I blame @caitylinedwards for noticing this.
The O.G. villain, Trish. #thebachelor
A photo shoot on every date, please. #thebachelor
"Salty, salty Nick." #thebachelor
Nick's question to Raven sounded too...official. #thebachelor
One question: Who's Franco's waxer? #thebachelor
Most excited about for summer 2017: (1) Bachelor in Paradise 4. (2) Wonder Woman. Gal Gadot as WW was one of the few things about Batman v Superman that didn't blow monstrous hippo ass. She (and WW) deserve their own film. P.S. I swear I'm not that nerdy.
Remember Vanessa this way... #thebachelor
PLZ SHARLEEN DON'T HATE ME. See earlier post asking for forgiveness. #thebachelor
I watched Suicide Squad. It was a whole lot of nothing. Huge plot hole: Harley Quinn has no special skills/abilities to offer the team (other than being played by Margot Robbie). #suicidesquad
I couldn't think of a "Team" shirt for Sarah. This happened instead. Because she's from Newport Beach. Where The OC was set.
Great spinoff idea: Corinne Does Things & Jasmine Reacts. #thebachelor @colympios @jasminegoode_
Even though I reminded the world of The Kiss--just when it had forgotten--I'm a fan, @sharleenjoynt.
Corinne and Sarah have excuses for looking at the camera. We expect more from you, Nick. #thebachelor
How great are Jasmine's reactions? No, seriously. P.S. Yes, it's...unusual for a 24 y.o. to have a nanny. No need for 99999 comments saying that. #thebachelor @colympios @jasminegoode_
Brittany did a good job not spilling her wine (prev. post) but nothing tops @laurenhimle's feat of dexterity. STILL ♥️ U GIRL. #thebachelor
🔊 So Brittany does like sports? It's unclear. #thebachelor @brittany_paige913
It's a bitch, as they say. #thebachelor
tbt to this nightmare. For newer followers, that's my custom This Is So Awkward That I Want to Shoot Myself emoji. #thebachelor