@pacozero on Instagram photo May 26
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That was my reply to an (accurate) comment about my recent apathy. It's worth posting for a wider audience.

 @pacozero on Instagram photo May 20
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Do not be a fool and ask "Omg how is that a job??" It's not. I'm sure he has some office job. I'm not even going to mention the other joke answer. They're trolling us. Do not feed the troll. #thebachelorette #🙄

 @pacozero on Instagram photo May 18
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😑 #thebachelorette UPDATE: I did not make this up. Perhaps because of this post, however, abc deleted this answer from his profile. Thanks to @momentsforever1 for spotting that.

 @pacozero on Instagram photo May 12
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‼️‼️ANSWER ‼️‼️ Not until May 17. Thanks to @lucyo21 & @michelle88rl for the info. #thebachelorette

 @pacozero on Instagram photo April 30
84

This Kelsey flashback is for my college students. ✊🏻 #thebachelor P.S. If my previous post is NOT a 3x3 of Gal Gadot, then you have not updated Instagram in 2 months and we have problems.

 @pacozero on Instagram photo April 26
110

What you didn't see: He left trailing behind him a tremendous douche slick that was invisible in the cold Charlotte night--like black ice, but with douche. The limo behind him, which didn't have anti-lock brakes, went into a dead spin and crashed into a tree. The five men inside were treated for minor wounds, missing the first rose ceremony. Automatic disqualification. #thebachelorette

 @pacozero on Instagram photo April 26
16

I've come to realize that Batman v Superman was a proverbial deal with the devil. We were given the perfect Wonder Woman in Gal Gadot, but nothing in this life is free. With this glorious gift came a terrible toll: Ben Affleck as Batman, for as long as he wants the part. Oh, and we had to suffer through Jesse Eisenberg's insanely misguided performance as Lex Luthor. ° There's my deep thought for t

 @pacozero on Instagram photo April 25
21

Btw, I was shocked by the filthitude of some of the content on this show. 😱🙉 It is DEFINITELY NOT ABC FAMILY anymore.

 @pacozero on Instagram photo April 25
44

When your season ran during President Obama's first term and all of a sudden you're back on the scene... 🤔

 @pacozero on Instagram photo April 25
0

I feel like a blowhard douche for “issuing a statement” but people keep commenting and DMing me asking about Chris Soules. (Google if necessary.) It’s a terrible situation. What else is there to say? I have nothing to add. This is a humor account.

 @pacozero on Instagram photo April 25
7

Granted, that's my reaction to all TV programming, but in this case it was especially acute.

 @pacozero on Instagram photo April 25
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OH HEY LOOK AT THIS! We're 4 weeks away. Tag a friend who should be following me but for God-knows-what reason does not. 🙏🏻❤️ #thebachelorette

 @pacozero on Instagram photo April 25
284

Questionable relevance to The Beach Boys but who cares. ⭐️VOTE FOR NICK & PETA⭐️ 1-800-868-3409 P.S. Oh my holy hell Peta is an attractive woman. #dwts #teambabygotbach

 @pacozero on Instagram photo April 24
12

It's still slow. These are trying times.

 @pacozero on Instagram photo April 21
8

So...establishing friendships via shared tampons is NOT a thing? Asking for a friend. #thebachelor

 @pacozero on Instagram photo April 21
6

Han's last name is a matter of debate. The one on the file that Hobbs pulls in Fast Five is possibly fake, but certainly funny. (Say it out loud if necessary...) #fastandfurious

 @pacozero on Instagram photo April 21
24

"He's short and his head is big and his teeth look fake." So why the tears? 😮😧😨😱 #thebachelor

 @pacozero on Instagram photo April 21
58

"Courtney was so mean!" 🙋/🙋‍♂️ if you maintain being mean to them was such a crime. #thebachelor

 @pacozero on Instagram photo April 21
52

Half of Nick's cast were into dolphins (/sharks). Natalie from Jason's season was into bears. ❤️🐻🐼🐨😬🙈🙉 #thebachelor

 @pacozero on Instagram photo April 21
6

This has been on HBO recently. If you'd rather watch 15 seconds instead of all 155 minutes (a smart decision), these are the best 15 seconds. And so ends my streak of six posts ON-topic. #wonderwoman

 @pacozero on Instagram photo April 20
64

Highlights of Chris Harrison interrogating Brad Womack, who didn't propose to either woman (😱😱). Man, Chris was so extra back then! #thebachelor

 @pacozero on Instagram photo April 20
79

On night 1 of Ben F.'s season, two women almost left the show for the Sapphic shores of the Isle of Lesbos. #thebachelor

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