Hi everyone! For those of you who don't know I am a very pregnant lady and I'm currently in the early stages of labor. I'm locked and loaded at the hospital and I'll be poopin a baby out in a few hours. Please send your labor vibes as I've never done this before and need all the nice vibes I can get. Wish me luck!
10 cc's of rad
Same tbh (@prozacmorris_)
This hermit crab is using a skull for a home. Please like if you appreciate goth crab. (Done been told this is a sculpture by the v talented @joshkeyes.art)
Such a beautiful look into the life of a true icon
When I take my bra off after a long day and I let the sweat pour out
Wow. Another completely unobtainable body type for women! When will this end?!
It's. Called. Fashion. Sweetie. Look. It. The. Fuck. UP!
🎵whenever I see your smiling face🎵
When a man tells me to smile #internationalwomensday
annihilating the patriarchy on this and every day #internationalwomensday
🎵Free your mind and the rest will follow🎵 #internationalwomensday
Me, getting ready to celebrate #internationalwomensday
Thank u @cutefruitundies for the beautiful period / postpartum panties! Want your own pair so you can bleed all over Trump's face? Then check out the sweet babes over at @cutefruitundies and buy your own pair! $3 of every purchase goes to @plannedparenthood! Yay!!! This isn't an ad, this is just one excited lady telling you about a very cool inspiring woman driven business!
Me, trying to get anything done today
Putting on my Sunday best (@idroppedthescrewinthetuna)
Choose your fighter
Me in just about any kind of situation
🐝Tag the Bee to your Butterfly 🦋
Waiting for my McDonald's delivery
Thank you 2 all the people who stuck with me when my account was deleted for a day. You are the true heroes. Bless you all. May you find support in me as I have found support in you. 🦎🦎🦎
Just learned about the nightmare machine. MIT researchers are trying to scare us using AI. If you look up nightmare machine you can take a test to rate different scary faces. Highly recommend doing it before bed like I just did!
Take a moment to create a story today! (@sean_charmatz)
Eternal #wcw Nomi Malone. Serving hands and crunchy curl realness. (@mikeyminden)
Me when I log onto Breitbart and drop knowledge in the comment section
Apparently it's #pancakeday. What does that mean? I googled sexy pancake and found this for you I hope that you enjoy it so much. (@808by)
Returning from the forest to hawk my wares
Thinking about dinner but too lazy to cook, too pants less to go get takeout, and too scared of people ringing my doorbell to get delivery
RIP to the talented Ren Hang. Do yourself a favor and take a look at his gorgeous work. 🌹
I brush my teeth after every meal with the next meal I'd like to eat
All snuggled up and ready for my sleeps 🌭
Be who you need to be and pee where you feel free 🌈💜☮️
Lol jk I never shave (shoutout to @fur_you for keeping my bush luxurious and shoutout to @idroppedthescrewinthetuna for this beautiful piece of art)
Me trying to make a new friend but ultimately making them feel super uncomfortable and attacked by my aggressive onslaught of kindness a la Eden on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Even when you don't agree with me I love you guys
I know it's early in the day but I am HELLA WOKE (edit: can't believe I have to even say this but this does not apply to rapists or murderers. Those are bad people. Trumped up drug charges for people of color is what this post is referring to. Come on people. Get it together! You think I want rapists and murderers to run free in the streets?!)